Which is why you can wish for my "shortcomings" and "grudge" in one hand and shit in the other. Guess which one is going to full up faster? Sorry to disappoint you that my life isn't sucking as much as you want it too.
Of course, a ginormous spider just gave me a small heart attack in the garage. :O! I used half a can of on him, all I could find. Creepiest sound ever was listening to him tapdance in the bin of cans for recycling....ACK!