"I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts."
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Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts.
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Oh BFF. . You don't have to be crazy to be my friend...but it helps.
Kristin: best friends forever..LOL
to all my friends (true friends)
Best Friends Forever May May!
me and my bestfriend :)
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So, you know I love my husband. This really did make me laugh though, because there is some truth to it.
My sister says: "So, you know I love my boyfriend. This really did make me laugh though, because there is some truth to it." - I'll ditto that with changing "boyfriend" to "husband"
Hahaha! This isn't necessarily always applicable in my life, but it made me giggle. :) -jr
This really did make me laugh though, because there is some truth to it.
Sorry for the potty mouth but sooo made me laugh! So true!
LOL!!! This is so funny! One of the best ones I've seen!
thought this was only happening @ my house. Lol :P
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Telling a woman to calm down when she's drunk works about as well as baptizing a cat. Haha @Amber Thomsen
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Telling woman to calm/drunk.....as baptizing a cat.......LOL
I cant stop imagining someone trying to baptize a cat! Ha!
story of my life maybe my husband will read this lol!
Truth! I wish my family would understand this : )
Haha....SO true...ask my husband :)
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When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my life alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up
Pretty sure this'll be me...especially since i married a HOT firefighter!!
Yes! Hot firefighters!! Could I get life alert now??
hahah thats so funny! Maybe I'll be knitting too.
Precisely my thought... hot firefighters
Waiting for the hot firefighters!!
YES hahaha this is so funny
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OK, so I don't even drink. But this made me laugh out loud. Then again, it could be because I' ve slept sitting up on the sofa for 3 weeks because of this annoying cough, and am TIRED. :))
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store. *laughing like a hyena...* Been there, done that!
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Ecard: Nothing says 'I mean business' like using a cart at the liquor store.
Doesn't everyone use a shopping cart at the liquor store?
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seriously made me giggle
Haha funny stuff
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These days, you wear a costume, you get two. Just to show your lazy friends the benefits of actually FOLLOWING HOLIDAY PROTOCOL.
bluntcard. Those kids that come and grab a handful of candy bars!!! PISS ME OFF!! Who are their parents?
Trick or Treat! You got to love those kids who try to run off with half of the bowl!
i literally laughed out loud for this one... those damn candy-stealing kids lol
I'm saving this idea for when the kids are to old to Trick or Treat.
Happy Halloween! This is terrible...but it made me laugh so hard!
Bluntcard. I spit out my water at work today laughing so hard
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Happy Halloween, Kids.
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Funny Flirting Ecard: I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.@Jessica Harris Hansen
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Funny Flirting Ecard: I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.
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So true. - I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. ;)
The outdoorsy type.
haha drives me crazy
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This is SO true! And I can say that since I was born and raised in South Louisiana:)
Its National Cleavage Day... and I have no cleavage. So true
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I laughed too hard at this...
This is so true! Hehe.
Drunk & disorderly
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I know we r gonna be best friends until we die. If we aren't, to me we r still best friends
We go together like drunk and disorderly. #BestFriends #BFF
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BFFs. LOL so true but who is who hmmmmm!!
This just made me giggle this morning!
thats what best friends do
My bestie and me <3
drunk & disorderly
I mean honestly
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My sister tells me all the time that God made me overweight on purpose because if I was skinny on top of all my other attributes, I would be the biggest bitch in the world.
Said this all my life! Great hair, sense of humor and fat. Fair!
:-) STORY OF MY LIFE
haha cant be both
Haha so true.
Lmao Juan @viridiana
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OMG to funny! To the woman with six screaming kids in Walmart, if you are wondering how those condoms got in your cart... you're welcome. :). Just because T. thought it was funny.
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Random acts of kindness... Mean but so funny......
To the woman with six screaming kids in Walmart
I thought this was so funny!
Soooo funny! HAHAHA!!
Hahaha so true
Baaahahahahahaha!! Great idea! Found our Christmas party idea! @Sheree Itz, @Kellie De Hart
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Holiday cookie swap - hmm perhaps I new to change my party idea lol
I really have to think about this as a party idea this year!
I am so doing this!!!! What an awesome holiday party idea.
best Christmas party idea ever! @Rachael E Guarnieri
OH! funny, true AND a party idea! ♥ love!
Most logical holiday party idea yet!!
sounds like a great party idea!!!!!
best Christmas party idea ever!
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Pinning this AGAIN!!! Apparently SOME people are too STUPID to get the hint!!!! ;)
Hahahaha exactly. I'd take my life over yours any day!!
Lol! Definitely suits some people in my life!
Oh man! I want to say this to some people!!
That is so funny!!!!!!!
LOL love these e cards
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I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
sorry for the F-word..but this was too funny and so true!
Hahaha story of my life!
Stay classy my ladies!
I enunciate clearly
Like a classy lady
Love the letter F
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I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman. This is totally me!
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Mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and tolerance of Irishman....so true.
So true. Minus the tolerance because I don't drink. Lol. But I am an Italian housewife!
I soothe my temper by pinning funny stuff
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this makes me giggle
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Running motivation...i wouldn't want margaritas at the finish line BUT some krispy kreme donuts sure would be AWESOME!
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I hate running. Hahaha so true!
This makes me giggle. :)
So True! I HATE clowns!
Funny Friday e-card!
Truer words have not yet been spoken...
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It should say cleaning with kids and a husband in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
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Same goes for husbands. Sadly. Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos
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It definitely feels that way some times.... Especially with my two little hurricanes!
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The story of my life, except it's one kid and one husband!
this makes me giggle
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"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween... I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors." #humor #funny #halloween #jehovahswitnesses #ecards
Jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween…..I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
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Hahahah! So mean!! Yet so funny. Sorry to those Jehovah's witnesses!
...this is so wrong... yet so funny... and so true. :/
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jehovahs witness... so true
Funny stuff right here...
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Me too! Love this, and yes I can still fit into earrings I wore in high school too! So there!!!
So funny...and true. About the only thing from high school I'd be able to fit in.
haha! I just realized the earrings I wore in high school are too big for me!
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bahaha!!! I still HAVE earrings from high school!! too funny ;)
True story. Not only earrings but clothes too!! Ha Ha Ha
high school funny... And so true!
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I don't remember writing this, but these are my sentiments exactly! Although I do have to admit my husband cooks and cleans. MOST men are fuckers.
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Of course, this does not apply to my husband, since he cooks WAY more often than I do. But it's still hilarious! Bluntcard.com
men are fuckers.... My husband cooks and cleans sometimes but I just thought thus was funny lol
Momma how come Daddy never cooks or cleans? Men are fuckers #bluntcard.com
Men, maybe not all men-but that's still funny shit
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Always love reading this quote..
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So true! This is exactly what I did when I left my ex back in '08...I cut a lot of other people out of my life along w/him, and others who were lucky enough to not get totally cut out are now kept at a distance. I'd rather have no friends than have fairweather friends or those who always bring drama.
life is to short to be wasting time on ppl who are selfish and blinded by hate if they spent more time worring about themself instead of worring about others it be a better place...SO i will live my life to the fullest and know at the end of the day when i lay my head down i am in the arms of the one i love...there is no room for pointless drama in our lives, we're to busy Enjoying what we have to be worried about what others say or do....
This is my absolute favorite quote in the world. Need to live by this everyday of my life!
So true for my life right now. I am going to start doing this RIGHT NOW
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So true at this point in my life! So lucky to have great friends!
This is so true! I am definitely at this point in my life.
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pointless drama .This is so true!
Remember, you're only young once, but you can be immature forever. (Like BBCs Sherlock Holmes who refuses to put on clothes when he is summoned to Buckingham Palace to solve a problem. There he is, sitting on the Queen's furniture with nothing but a sheet.)