"I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts."
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Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts.
I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. | Friendship Ecard | someecards.com
Its best friends week show your bff the love
My bestfriend @SaundraMendoza
For all my "friends forever"
best friends forever
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Even though my husband is great with a list. This is funny.
This is EXACTLY what happens at my house!
I love my husband, but this is so true.
HHAHA! Story of my life!
Haha so true
All the time
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I'm tired of having to write a damn description pinterest! Fuck off- I just want to pin the ecard lol
Will someone please tell my husband this??
Haha....SO true...ask my husband :)
Calm down to a drunk woman
truth. @Larissa Wangsgaard
ain't that the truth!
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I think I need to move for there to be hot firefighters though lol
Haha good idea and I already Crochet. Lol
BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! lol so funny
Sounds like a good idea to me!!
Life Alert = Hot Firefighters
YES hahaha this is so funny
hahah thats so funny!
:D funny stuffs
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store. *laughing like a hyena...* Been there, done that!
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store. | Congratulations Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Congratulations Ecard: Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
eCards - Nothing says 'I mean business' like using a cart at the liquor store.
Doesn't everyone use a shopping cart at the liquor store?
nothing says I mean business _ e card
Haha funny stuff
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bluntcard. Those kids that come and grab a handful of candy bars!!! PISS ME OFF!! Who are their parents?
Trick or Treat! You got to love those kids who try to run off with half of the bowl!
i literally laughed out loud for this one... those damn candy-stealing kids lol
I'm saving this idea for when the kids are to old to Trick or Treat.
Some Halloween humor! Trick or Treat, lol.
Trick or Treat! I can't stop laughing!
Trick or treating blunt card
happy halloween kids!
Even though we dressed up and trick-or-treated on Friday night, I felt the need to be festive on the actual holiday also. Hope ya'll had a good weekend (and October)!
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Funny Flirting Ecard: I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.@Jessica Harris Hansen
I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios | Drinking Ecard
I\'m outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios. (via #spinpicks)
Now that is funny stuff right there.
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haha drives me crazy
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Its National Cleavage Day... and I have no cleavage. So true
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so true. found this out for myself :)
Well said!!! So true!!! :)
What a lovely thought!
just for laughs
So true! ;)
Drunk & disorderly
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Magnets from Anne Taintor: we go together like drunk and disorderly...hehehe...so my best friend and I.
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We go together like drunk & disorderly - Anne Taintor
This just made me giggle this morning!
Drunk & Disorderly - Anne Taintor
For my Bestie!
Cheers Sweetie! Add humor to your next get together with these super funny beverage paper napkins, by Anne Taintor. Featuring two fashionable best friends. Details: Set of 20 cocktail paper napkins Three-ply, bleached without Chlorine 5" x 5" (Open 10" x 10") Perfect gift for a hostess!
I mean honestly
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i’m hysterical and brilliant but not a size 2….God had to be fair… | I Love Funny Pics
I always say this...god made me beautiful & smart but short & poor! Ha ha ha
My life makes total sense now :)
haha cant be both
HaHa! So true!
True fact :)
Lmao Juan @viridiana
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OMG to funny! To the woman with six screaming kids in Walmart, if you are wondering how those condoms got in your cart... you're welcome. :). Just because T. thought it was funny.
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: To the woman with six screaming kids in Walmart, if you are wondering how those condoms got in your cart... you're welcome. :).
To the woman with six screaming kids in Walmart, if you are wondering how those condoms got in your cart... you're welcome. :). | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
Random acts of kindness... Mean but so funny......
Random acts of kindness...I would do this.
I thought this was so funny!
This is too good, it has to happen! An ornament exchange party where everyone also brings a holiday cocktail (hot buttered rum, mulled wine, egg nog, etc.) and/or nibbles (cheese & crackers, mixed nuts, olives, artichoke dip).
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Holiday Cocktail Swap... now that's a better idea.
Cocktail swap.. that's a pretty good idea!
Now here is a pretty good idea!
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Lmao, there are some people's shoes I don't wanna walk in
Hahahaha exactly. I'd take my life over yours any day!!
Lol! Definitely suits some people in my life!
Hahaha definitely goes for some people!
made me giggle
Your e cards
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"I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady."
And while we're talking about me being a classy lady, here's another one.
because spewing is un-lady like
I am a proper lady, after all!
Because my mom taught me to.
like a fucking lady.
That`s fucking right
story of my life.
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I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman. This is totally me!
"Don't let me looks deceive you. I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman." <--- True Story!
Funny Confession Ecard: Don't let my looks deceive you. I have the mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and the tolerance of an Irishman.
Mouth of a sailor, temper of an Italian housewife, and tolerance of Irishman....so true.
Haha this is me. The housewife is totally me. My hubby would say this is so true!
so true plus the Italian housewife part. @Thomas Vedora
this makes me giggle
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If you want me to go running with you, I'm going to need some motivation... Like a clown chasing us with a bloody knife and margaritas at the finish line :P | eCards
then ryan reynolds at the finish line HOLDING the margarita.. awaiting my arrival.. then making me dinner.
I NEVER post "e"cards... but ANYONE who knows me knows this one PERFECTLY describes me!!!! ;)
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hehe. Sometimes I feel like this. Margaritas at the finish line would be phenomenal.
Yes, this is SO me...I HATE running and clowns...and I looove Margaritas
Definitely meant for me LoL Hate clowns && Love Margaritas!
True, so true--especially about the margaritas!
Truer words have not yet been spoken...
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Same goes for cleaning your classroom. There are always a few super-cleaners, but everyone else may as well be throwing paint on the walls, for all the good it does. #kids #lol #yourecards #someecards #funny #cleaning #teaching #parents
#cleaning with #kids in the #house is like brushing your teeth while eating #oreos Hahaha so very true
dental humor: cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos
This made me giggle! Also why I have a housecleaner!!! LOL
The story of my life, except it's one kid and one husband!
It definitely feels that way some times
and that is why my house is a disaster
...or husband in the house... ;o)
Why my house is never clean!
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"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween... I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors." #humor #funny #halloween #jehovahswitnesses #ecards
Jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween…..I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
Lmao, this is so funny considering my father is a Jehovah's witness... XD
Hahahah! So mean!! Yet so funny. Sorry to those Jehovah's witnesses!
...this is so wrong... yet so funny... and so true. :/
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jehovahs witness... so true
JW e card....cracked me up
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hahah so funny!... I can actually still wear my jeans from high school:):):):)
Heck, I still have earrings from grade school that still fit, true story.
pinterest funny quotes about graduating | January High School Sayings...
high school funny... And so true!
hahahahaha! That is funny stuff!
true story.love, love this!!!!
True story, don't be jealous!
HAHAHAHA...true story LOL
It's a true story
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I don't remember writing this, but these are my sentiments exactly! Although I do have to admit my husband cooks and cleans. MOST men are fuckers.
Of course, this does not apply to my husband, since he cooks WAY more often than I do. But it's still hilarious! Bluntcard.com
men are fuckers.... My husband cooks and cleans sometimes but I just thought thus was funny lol
Momma how come Daddy never cooks or cleans? Men are fuckers #bluntcard.com
Men, maybe not all men-but that's still funny shit
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Regina Brett's 45 life lessons and 5 to grow on
Always love reading this quote..
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So true! This is exactly what I did when I left my ex back in '08...I cut a lot of other people out of my life along w/him, and others who were lucky enough to not get totally cut out are now kept at a distance. I'd rather have no friends than have fairweather friends or those who always bring drama.
SO TRUE!!!! there comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama & the people who create it & surround yourself with people who make you laugh so hard that you forget the bad and focus solely on the good. after all, life is too short to be anything but happy.
this is HONESTLY my life quote. you really realize this as you grow up. i'm sick of surrounding myself with negative energy. trying to be more optimistic :)
So true at this point in my life! Be the one that creates happiness not the one who creates drama
pointless drama - I have officially reached this stage in my life!
So true at this point in my life! So lucky to have great friends!
This is so true!!!! My new favorite quote.
Words of wisdom
Happy quotes about life quotes about life and happiness funniest meme images - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images | WordsOnImages
Remember, you're only young once, but you can be immature forever. (Like BBCs Sherlock Holmes who refuses to put on clothes when he is summoned to Buckingham Palace to solve a problem. There he is, sitting on the Queen's furniture with nothing but a sheet.)