20 Comebacks Will Leave Them SPEECHLESS (& And Make YOU Laugh)

50 Comebacks Will Leave Them SPEECHLESS (& And Make YOU Laugh)

Today I'm wearing a lovely shade of I slept like crap so don't piss me off

Today I'm wearing a lovely shade of I slept like crap so don't piss me off

People talk about having an inner child. I don't. I have an inner old lady who says inappropriate things, tells everyone to be quiet, and wants to go to bed at 8pm. funny, quotes, humor, mom, momlife, wivesnightin

People talk about having an inner child. I don't. I have an inner old lady who says inappropriate things, tells everyone to be quiet, and wants to go to bed at 8pm. funny, quotes, humor, mom, momlife, wivesnightin

When you haven't worn makeup in a week and you put mascara on and you're like ... move over Beyonce. Mama's back. Only Mally's volumizing mascara from QVC. Bulletproof baby!

I can't even remember the last nap I took....some people stay AWAKE during the day... Amazing ;)

I can't even remember the last nap I took....some people stay AWAKE during the day... Amazing ;)

Ahhh. Good to know there are advancements in the human evolution that prove survival of the fittest theory really works. I've been trying to grow a neck like a giraffe cause those tasty cookies on the high shelf are to far to reach,

Women's magazines be like: Page 14: You're beautiful the way you are Page 15: How to lose weight fast Page 16: Cake recipe

Women's magazines be like: Page 14: You're beautiful the way you are Page 15: How to lose weight fast Page 16: Cake recipe

https://www.facebook.com/purpleclvr/photos/a.375609882543951.1073741828.369508529820753/1380187062086223/?type=3

https://www.facebook.com/purpleclvr/photos/a.375609882543951.1073741828.369508529820753/1380187062086223/?type=3

Go ahead - - try to explain to your kids how cool you were if you owned a "pager"!! And then there is the whole concept of an "answering machine"!! My kids want to know if I liked riding in a covered wagon :)

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