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White Paw Plush Toy For Dogs - Make your pup your new drinking buddy!

Star Wars Kettlebells - A bounty hunter, an Imperial Stormtrooper, and the Dark Lord of the Sith himself, these three loathsome figures have been meticulously sculpted and cast in dark black iron to strike fear into the hearts of all in their presence. You will never find a more wretched group of scum and villainy in any gym.

Top 15 Shark Products For Shark Week - It's Shark Week! We compiled some of our favorite shark products that will surely be a hit. Don't worry, this list won't bite!

Backyard Blast Giant Water Slide - This jumbo water slide measures a whopping 75' x 12'!

Dragon Dog Costume - Barks in fireballs. Zero fluffs given!

Millennium Falcon Wireless Charger - Jump to lightspeed-level charging with this one! We promise Lando won't try to take it back from you!

Japan Old Town Mini Alley Booknook - A high quality handmade miniAlley™ Bookshelf Insert™ Bookshelf Alley™ that captures a cozy Japan old-town.

ICEE at-home Slushie Maker - Now you can have that fun, yummy ICEE slushie drink at home anytime you want with this counter-top sized ICEE at Home Slushie Machine!

The TeaBagger Tea Infuser - Guaranteed to please college students, dirty minded folks or just to embarrass your favorite coworker. You will have your friends rolling and laughing out loud!

Tiny Hands For Cats - Cat + Tiny Hands = Judgemental cat who demands an explanation.

Face Hugger Face Mask - Chestbursters not included!

Sir Perky Novelty Condiment Bottle Topper - This bottle topper is ready to pop and plop your favorite condiments!

Chicken Legs Socks - Friends don't let friends skip leg day!

The Big Lebowski Inspired Bathroom Poster 11x17 - This bathroom poster is inspired by the Big Lebowski scene where he was waterboarded!

Ramen Face Mask - Chances are if you have glasses and wear a face mask, your glasses are going to fog up, so why not fog-up your glasses in style with this hilarious Ramen face mask?!

Package Arrived Funny Greeting Card - Want to make someone BUST… into laughter? Well this shocking greeting card featuring a dick in its final explosive moment of pleasure should do the trick.