As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Letting your child "help" you: the quickest way to discover you are the World's biggest control freak.
Just a heads up, you're doing the killing in the house when it comes to anything that crawls or has more than two eyes
Or the old joke, battery acid.
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Funny Nurses Week Ecard: No, I will not rub your feet. I am a nurse, not a masseur. Can I interest you in a narcotic?
Isn't this the truth.