good one

I dont want you to have to save me. I want you to stand by my side as I save myself. I want this as a tattoo, except I'd change the words to, "I dont want you to save me, I want you to stay beside me as I save myself.

Hahaha!

Funny Family Ecard: My husband thinks I'm crazy. But I'm not the one who married me.

So funny.

This week's Disney-inspired Fairy Tale wedding features the most dream come true story of all. Here are our ideas to transform your own wedding to a Disney's Cinderella themed one.

So much truth in this.

I don't judge people based on race, creed, colour or gender. I judge people based on spelling, grammer, punctuation and sentence structure. SO TRUE.

Dollar in your pocket? raise yo hands

(If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream.) This is so me more days than it's not, lol!

Happy Cleaning

This is so true, live it everyday at my house! Love my dog Charlie but hate the mess!

Wait... he's right!!

David Tennant on McDonald's and Burger King

That's because they're connected to a Hydra, and whenever one gets it's head cut off and grows two more, a McDonalds/Burger King appears! (Percy Jackson fans will understand 😉)

Sooo cute

Friends don't let friends do silly things. alone Friends don't let friends do silly things. alone Friends don't let friends do silly things.

Good advice

Oh Freud.Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.

haha!!!! ;)

Totes something my mom would say. And what I will say to my daughter one day.

haha

Funny old man meme picture - Back in my day behavioural disorders was just called being a little shit

yeah! after the house is CLEAN!!!!

this is so me and my husband.it'll be and i'll be cleaning- anyone who knows me.would agree that this is me

#truestory

fucking old people drivers, one almost killed us the other day, went straight through a stop sign, no attempt at stopping. If they can't read the signs, they shouldn't be allowed to drive.

That sounds about right haha!

I've known a few people in my time, shoot. I am a few people in my time lol

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