hahahaha

'Girls: "I like to hang out with guys 'cause there is no drama." Me: "I like to hang out by myself because there is NO drama & I don't have to wear pants."' YUP das me

lol

Honey, you can't go around saying bad words. But the fact that you say them in the right context makes Mommy proud. And, honestly, that really DID taste like shit. SO wrong but still funny!

So true!

A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray. It gives me headaches.

Shopping

eCard--"I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping", said no women ever. So true

Seriously

My uterus is shedding and i will not hesitate to stab you! Watch out people!

Yep I'm pretty sure that's it.

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.

WHO WANTS CUPCAKES???

Funny Friendship Ecard: My Diet Plan: Make all of my friends cupcakes; the fatter they get the thinner I look. (come over friends.Robyn its making brownies for you!

Funny Breakup Ecard: Cheers to you and your (whore)able replacement for me. Haha that's a good one

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