Girls Behaving Badly
I Hate Pants
'Girls: "I like to hang out with guys 'cause there is no drama." Me: "I like to hang out by myself because there is NO drama & I don't have to wear pants."' YUP das me
Honey, you can't go around saying bad words. But the fact that you say them in the right context makes Mommy proud. And, honestly, that really DID taste like shit. SO wrong but still funny!
Middle School Teachers
Middle School Funny
A guy I work with sprays Axe Body Spray all over himself after every break to "cover up" the smell of cigarette smoke. He continues to smell like smoke and now also smells of nasty Axe Body Spray. It gives me headaches.
eCard--"I have enough clothes and shoes, I don't need to go shopping", said no women ever. So true
My uterus is shedding and i will not hesitate to stab you! Watch out people!
Something To Do
I Can Relate
Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.
I Love Pizza
Funny Confession Ecard: After exercising I always eat a pizza. just kidding. I don't exercise. You love pizza and BakerStone loves you.
Not My Problem
Back To Work
On The Phone
Exactly what I want to tell some people on the phone at work everyday!
Funny Friendship Ecard: My Diet Plan: Make all of my friends cupcakes; the fatter they get the thinner I look. (come over friends.Robyn its making brownies for you!
This Is Awesome
Funny Breakup Ecard: Cheers to you and your (whore)able replacement for me. Haha that's a good one