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Hahaha. Glad I am not "allergic"

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.

Facts and reason just get in the way of a good rant.

Every time i try to rant to my Husband! Why doesn't he understand that i don't want to be rational! just shut up and listen and nod at the appropriate moments.

Wine rescue

i just rescued some wine. it was trapped in a bottle. i saved the day! must be heroes everyday!

TOTALLY for me!!

Oh honey, you have gone beyond muffin-top; that's a busted can of biscuits. I laughed so hard at this! Body like a busted can of biscuits hahahaha!

funny but completely and totally true

This is such a good way to describe my amazing wonderful family! my bunch of crazies. // Home is where my bunch of crazies are :) quote

story of my life......

story of my life.and moms. But seriously I think I am the only one who changes to toilet paper.

yep

People need to shape up. I love my kids enough to correct them when they're wrong and teach them respect, discipline, and a good work ethic. Parents need to know that they are teaching their children how to be on their own one day. ♥ This is so true.

YEP!!!

omg thats so me! My mom even asked one time why do ppl like you when ur so mean? I said because people do what i say and then laugh. I think i'm magic really lol

SOOOOOOOO true!!!!!

An ugly personality destroys a pretty face. True beauty comes from WITHIN.

this cracked me up!

Forest: what are you doing here Lieutenant Dan? Lieutenant Dan: I wanted to spread my sea legs. Forest: But you aint got no legs Lieutenant Dan. BAHAHHAHAHAHH my fav part of Forest Gump! xD this is the best!

EXACTLYYYYYYY

my fear is that pms doesn’t exist and this is my real personality

Hahahahaha...Best one yet!!

To the tune of "Call Me Maybe". Hey here's some Midol. Those cramps are CRAZY. But here's the bright side. It's not a baby.

Bwahahaha!

EXERCISE TRACKER- JUNE 2012 - Page 10

Funny pictures about When doing a plank. Oh, and cool pics about When doing a plank. Also, When doing a plank.

Maybe next year.

Once again, I didn't get a beach body in time for summer. Maybe next year! haha this is so me