Honestly, this wouldn't work. Unless your locks unlocked the opposite way of all other locks. Then you'd be brilliant because you created a lock that unlocks the opposite way. Otherwise, having six locks is just paranoid. They're going to break in anyway.
Ronald Reagan here states that, "the best social program is a job." The American dream is NOT living off of unnecessary welfare programs. The American dream includes having a job and making money to support a family.