haha yep

People at the gym…

People don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad.

People don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad. Hehehe, it is why I try to shut up about it!

hahaha.. That's true. Ha

Rottenecards - Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, Ha ha ha! no one wants to hear about your workout.

I either have my hair and makeup done, or I look homeless. There is no in between. :) so me. :) Ryan still loves me when I look homeless :p

Lol true!

i'm pretty happy with my life choices but i do both of these things lol.

Tired of trying to get your kids attention

Tired of yelling to get your kids attention? Use the bathroom, make a phone call, relax on the couch, open a chocolate bar.

True!! Yeah, not really something that makes me laugh, more like something that makes me gnash my teeth and scream.

When I was young, I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electricity bill, I am scared of the lights - - Until I got my Energy Efficient Palm Harbor home! Now I laugh at my electricity bill and show my neighbors!

I had a cop yell at me to stop because they thought I was running from them today. Honestly kinda freaked me out a bit😂

4 Laundry Rules every kid follows.

Please note: the depiction of a child using a clothes basket/hamper is for humorous purposes only and is not intended to be a literal example of Rule

Someone find me some duct tape...

Now isn't this the sad truth!--Thankfully this isn't my husband.but it's true of other people in my life. Guess I'm just old school and think it's disrepectful not to give someone your full attention when they are talking to you.


My Top Tweets of 2013

My kids are having fun in that "Someone's going to the ER" kind of way. (Thinking of my Stooges!