laughed so hard i peed a little
This is me
Haha so true
I Like You
This Is Me
I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today. I dint have that energy most days. ok all days.
watch your language asshole, i’m a baby onesie.
Love My Job
This Is Me
Sums It Up
Well, this is for school instead of work. So. I don't hate mornings. Except on Mondays and school days.
I haven’t been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I’ve said all day. So, I’m gonna sit here and pretend I’m on the phone. That should do it.
I Love You
Share The Love
Always Love You
Love Love Love
last night sitting on the couch with my husband I said, 'I love you.' he asked, 'is that you or the wine talking?' I said 'it's me.talking to the wine. Love you babe!
Its Only Tuesday
I Did It
Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I wanted to reward myself with a hard-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then I realized it was only Monday.
I Give Up
Never Give Up
Let It Go
Word Of Advice
A marg? Life can't be enjoyed with just ONE marg.
My kid doesn't even need 'time outs' because we raised him to understand you respect your elders.this is why 'time out' never works LoL
You're fucking crazy. Ain't no medicine for that shit. Ain't that the truth!
I Dare You
You Do It
Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.