I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today. I dint have that energy most days. ok all days.

Love my job though! Just wish I didn't have to have it!

Well, this is for school instead of work. So. I don't hate mornings. Except on Mondays and school days.

Works every time!

I haven’t been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I’ve said all day. So, I’m gonna sit here and pretend I’m on the phone. That should do it.

Hahaha!

last night sitting on the couch with my husband I said, 'I love you.' he asked, 'is that you or the wine talking?' I said 'it's me.talking to the wine. Love you babe!

Cheers

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I wanted to reward myself with a hard-earned glass of wine after a long week. Then I realized it was only Monday.

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My kid doesn't even need 'time outs' because we raised him to understand you respect your elders.this is why 'time out' never works LoL

:)

You're fucking crazy. Ain't no medicine for that shit. Ain't that the truth!

Hehe

Funny Family Ecard: A time out?it's called a spanking. Go on. Act a fool.

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