I admit I get a small rush of joy when I open the dryer to find the clothes still damp. It's the like the dryer is procrastinating for me. lol story of my life!
Unless you are shopping at Walmart. Just replace "glass of wine" with ounce in a brown paper bag"
"what a load of crap!" Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 103 Pics
lurve that Leo. (Titanic in lame! i also think there was enough room on that floating thing for Rose and Jack.
Karma Instead of "Have a nice day" . I think I'll start saying "Have the day you deserve!" Ya know, let karma sort that shit out.
Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: Once again my ferocious bark has saved my family from being brutally murdered by the mailman. The backyard is also squirrel free.
You have been in the room ten seconds and already annoyed me three times.- how I feel when many of my students enter the room
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I can't walk the walk, or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink that drink, I am your girl!
So funny :-) not that I would try it! Welcome to marriage Lucille Ball sticking tongue out at Ricky behind his back old tv show Lucille Ball Show
You have been in the room ten seconds and already annoyed me three times. Ugh - co-workers