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I'm that 1%
The Doors, I M, Quotes, Ninja, Funny Stuff, So True, Already, Totally Me
Is anyone else in the 1% for this? I do not answer the door to unexpected knocks. EVER! But before I don't answer, I turn into the ninja. laugh
Totally me! I never answer the door unless I am expecting you. But not cuz of murderers; door to door sales, nonprofit, politician, and religious are who get the ninja.
This made me laugh... Would our world be as paranoid if we NEVER watched, listened to, or browsed the news? :-) Next time you are a ninja, think about it? (I am a combo of 1 and 2...use to have a video cam at door... LOVED IT!)
If you don't like them they can't know your home and just won't open the door. Also where is the fun of just walking? Ninja all the away
lol im the type you sneaks by the window like a ninja so I can see if I should open the door
I admit iam that 1% but, I do that 1% like the super awesome ninja that iam on the inside
Lol totally me Funniest Humor quotes . . Top 50 quotes Collection
It's gotta be way more than 1%! Funny stuff! :-)
I m a ninja
Late Quotes Funny, Late Night Quotes, Husband Quotes Funny, Hilarious Ecards Truths, Husband Ecard, Funny Stuff, Funny Husband Quotes, Funny Ecards, Someecards Truths
Hair Quotes Funny, Makeup Funny Quotes, Beauty Quotes, Funny Hair Quotes, Funny Makeup Quotes Truths, Makeup Quotes Funny, Good Hair Day Quotes, Good Hair Quotes, Sassy Quote
#hair #beauty #quote
pretty sure I'm okay with that.
American History, Harrypotter, Truth, So True, Harry Potter, Potterhead, True Stories, It S True
Ha ha, I mean this is true, but that's because there are a lot more pages and details to American history than Harry Potter. :)
Which is actually true because I got an A in Harry Potter and the Gospel and a B in American History lol
This is very true for me... anyone who knows me knows that I know a shit ton about American history... so its pretty sad but I think I do actually know more about Harry Potter... HP nerd and American history lover for life!! :]
Probably true. I've definitely read more pages of Harry Potter than I have of American History textbooks.
This is so true... and just saying, I know a lot about American History!
Potterhead pride!!!! #potterheadpride #Gryffindor #stupidmugglehistory
I know more about Harry Potter than american history! #harrypotter
Truth. I do know more about Harry Potter than American History!
True story.. #harrypotter
E Card, Quote, Funny Stuff, Exercise, Humor, Funnies, Ecards
Ecards funny, your e cards, funniest ecards ...For more funny quotes and sayings visit www.bestfunnyjokes4u.com/
Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
"I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous." - YOUR ECARDS - funny
Very Funny E Cards | Funny Sports Ecard: I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it ...
I Exercised Once, But Found I Was Allergic lol.. funny ecards
Exactly!!! #quotes #life #funny #expression #laugh
Simply June #quotes #humor #ecards
Terrible thing, exercising..
Mother, Ecards, To My Daughter
Im not joking here....this is how I introduce people to pinterest. Lol
Thanks to my daughter!!
Did that to my mother.
not a joke....
Baby Powder, Hate Summer, Giggle, Truth, My Life, Good, So Funny, Summer Time
hahaha #swoob (boob sweat) it happens to even the littlest ones!
story of my life around summer time...
lol my bra is totally damp
Ha ha .. Made me giggle
Where's the baby powder
ughhhh I HATE summer!!!
Why is this so funny?
Ugh swoob season
True Unfortunately, Proof Reading, My Life, Too Late, Funny And, So True, College Problems, True Stories
true story. I suck at proof reading and my autocorrect is a Pain in the ass. I have huge man hands, I type horribly on my iPhone & ipad...I also didn't go to college to be a writer. I joined the army, became a mom and artist. As long as I don't speak like an illiterate..I honestly don't care.
true story. I suck at proof reading and my autocorrect is a Pain in the butt
True story..... my life story.....too many times!
true story. This is so true about me!
So very true (unfortunately).
real life college problems
No joke.. True story! Ha!
#funny and #true
Awkward Moments, Stuff, Harrypotter, Funny, So True, Harry Potter, Things, Neville
I don't get "That Awkward Moment" statements... but I love all things Harry Potter, especially you Neville.
Ha ha - epic funny awkward moment joke! For more hilarious pictures with funny jokes visit www.bestfunnyjokes4u.com harry potter neville
that awkward moment when neville became the hottest. SO TRUE! Omg Matthew Lewis is so freaking attractive
That awkward moment.. when Neville becomes the hottest (not a Harry Potter fan but this is true)
that awkward moment when Neville becomes the hottest dude from harry potter! hahaha tru dat!
Seriously?!? That awkward moment.. when Neville becomes the hottest. So true in this pic!
Normally I don't repin stuff like this, but this is SO TRUE and pretty funny!!!
That awkward moment when Neville becomes the hottest. Can't stop laughing!!
that awkward moment when neville becomes the hottest. hahah!! #harrypotter
I want my MTV
Mtv, Giggle, Ole Days, Music Television, 90S, Music Videos, Ol Days, So Sad
MTV, Music Television, launched on August 1, 1981. The original purpose of the channel was to play music videos guided by on-air hosts known as VJs.
Yeah I'm not a grandma but I remember when MTV started and it was all music videos. Not even close to the same channel now.
i remember when it first came out and Thriller was one of the first MUSIC VIDEOS on MTV
MTV. I remember the Stray Cats & U2 & The Cure & The Jam . . . ah, the good ol' days!
#MTV observations, who remembers the 80s and most of the 90s? #Nostalgia #MusicVideos
So sad! Video killed the radio star. Then, MTV eventually killed the videos.
MTV... ah, the good ole days.
I laughed :)
bless their hearts
The South, Southern Thing, Southern Girl, Julia Sugarbaker, Quotes, Designing Women, Funny, So True
Julia Sugarbaker in crazy in the south. SO TRUE. One of the quotes I still remember from the show!!!
Im saying this is the South. And were proud of our crazy people. We dont hide them up in the attic. We bring em right down to the living room and show em off. See, no one in the South ever asks if you have crazy people in your family. They just ask what side theyre on. -- Julia Sugarbaker Designing Women #funny #lol #gag #funnyimages @Funn Geeks
This is the south...the wise words of Julia Sugarbaker from Designing Women. This made me laugh out loud--SO TRUE!
Hill House Rock with Tara Hill: Yankee to Southern Belle: Embracing the South I will always love Philadelphia. It will always hold a special place in my heart, but I'm a Southern girl now. So, why don't y'all come on in and set a spell and let me get you a nice jar of sweet tea, baby? 'Cause no one meets a stranger here.
"I'm saying this is the South. And we're proud of our crazy people." Julia Sugarbaker Designing Women
What a great approach. Lol! "See, no one in the South ever asks if you have crazy people in your family. They just ask what side they're on." -- Julia Sugarbaker Designing Women
This is the south...the wise words of Julia Sugarbaker from Designing Women, so funny! God bless Julia...rip
Crazy people of the south. Julia Sugarbaker quote. Designing Women
It's a 'Southern Thing' and it is SO TRUE!! From Designing Women
Haha,This is true.
Giggle, Hell Hath, Truth, Drug Lord, Mexican Drug, So True, Kid
True story. We just hid a broken plastic cup in a cardboard box and took it out to the recycling, because if the kids saw it, they would want to keep it.
So TRUE! Guilty of smugglin' like a Mexican Drug Lord! Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican Drug Lord. Funny saying / humor / children
Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away ANYTHING, EVER. I smuggle out broken crayons like a Mexican Drug Lord
Kid's don't like things being thrown away. Smuggling out broken crayons like a Mexican drug lord...
This comment: "Truth. And it's even WORSE if I substitute "Husband" for "kid." "
Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything. So true.
Bahaha, I don't have kids but this is hilarious! Seriously laughing out loud!
I have no kids but this made me laugh for like 10 min
Made me giggle.
that they remember
Kid Quotes, Children Quotes Funny, Better Mommy, Childrens Quotes, So True, Funny Quotes, Child Quotes, Smile, Parenting
Funny quotes children growing up | Colours Fun
funny childrens quotes - Google Search
Reasons to be a better mommy :)
Children Quotes #Funny #Humor
children quotes, funny
Child Funny Quotes
This is so true
hahaha but seriously...
Giggle, Pinterest Tip, First Time, Truth, Too Late, Pinaholic, So True, Funny Stuff
Save yourself! lol! but seriously.. its addicting. I'm a pinaholic... i need help. maybe an intervention
When I first joined pinterest this was one of the first pins I saw, but I didnt believe..... SAVE YOURSELVES! - more funny stuff: http://hotfunnystuff.com
"If this is your first time on Pinterest leave NOW! It's far too late for us, but save yourselves." #Pinterest - So True!!!!!
This is tooooo funny...but oh so true!!! Please..someone come and rescue me....lol..what am I laughing about...I'm been sitting here, pinning all day long!!! HELP!!! HELP!!!
If this is your first time on Pinterest leave NOW! It's fare too late for us, but save yourselves. Ha #CrazySocialMediaTips #SocialmediaTips #PinterestTips
It's too late for us, but save yourselves! :) LOL this is my first time on pinterest XD
hahaha! this totally made me laugh. it is so true. RUNNNNNNN!!!
Makes me giggle but so true
I love you couch. You understand me. Snow Day!!! | Funny animal picture. | Very true animal picture. #lol
Cats, Animals, Couch, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies
Will this make you laugh?: Couches are the best... | #Couch, #cat, #love, #iloveyou, #cute, #funny, #lol, #lmao, #funny
Couch, Live Roulette and Cats. Best friends ever! http://www.abzorbagames.com/ #Roulette Funny pictures of the day (25 pics)
lol -- i think i am in a giggly mood everything is making me laugh but this is funny -- I Love You Couch
#TooFunnyForWords CLick the pic for more! I love you couch cat valentines day lol meme - Please consider enjoying some flavorful Peruvian Chocolate. Organic and fair trade certified, it's made where the cacao is grown providing fair paying wages to women. Varieties include: Quinoa, Amaranth, Coconut, Nibs, Coffee, and flavorful dark chocolate. Available on Amazon! http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00725K254
Most funny animal memes and humor pics https://quotesnhumor.com/?p=172 me everyday
I love you couch! #funny #humor #cat #lazy #fitness #workout #gym #cute
I Love You, Couch. The only thing that does
English Major Armadillo
Giggle, English Major, Professor, Guilty Englishmajorproblems
English Major Armadillo. Yes, or if I don't use the right tense... or if my sentence structure is wrong.
English Major Armadillo. Yes, or if I don't use the right tense, or if my sentence structure is wrong. I'm not even an English major, I'm just anal retentive.
English Major Armadillo. I'm not going into English, but I really hate to look like an idiot.
"English Major Armadillo." hahahah i admit to having done this. on multiple occasions.
English Major Armadillo | I can't even tell you how many times I've done this.
English Major Armadillo- I'm not even an English major and I do this.
All the time! Too many of my professors are my Facebook friends.
English Major Amarillo
The South, Southern Thing, Chandelier, Dear Pinterest, Ceiling Fans, Truth, So True
I didn't even realize this was a Southern thing. I hate finding apartments/houses that don't have ceiling fans...
Funny Confession Ecard: Dear Pinterest, As much as I'd like a chandelier in my bedroom - you can't take my ceiling fan away from me. Love, The South. Lawd, no!
Ceiling fan > chandelier. This makes me laugh. So true!
LOL. MY. LIFE. STORY.
Giggle, Truth, Playing Xbox, My Life, So True, Video Games
Truth. Although he plays video games when he thinks I'm watching something dumb...
Or playing video games.. This will be the story of my life lol
Substitute when husband plays video games and it's SO true.
Truth. Watching something dumb, or playing video games.
So true! story of my life every night!! haha
haha this made me laugh because it's so true
or playing video games. Still so true.
Or playing xbox. so true haha!!
You can tell them all you want, they still leave them.
Hate Listening, Seriously Text, Hate Checking, My Life, Exactly Or, Ecards, Totally Me, Hate Voicemail
text it! LOVE! I hate checking my voicemails... I'll do it when it gets to be like 9 but not until then!
YES exactly... or just send me a text! I see the stupid icon, but can safely say I'm not going to listen to it lol.
Fo sho... I hate voicemail and apparently verizon cannot remove this "service"...
OMG THIS IS MY LIFE!!! I absolutely HATE listening to voicemails!!
Seriously! If you MUST say something, text me. This is totally me!
So funny. This is totally me and it drives my husband NUTS!
Story of my life, I hate voicemails! Haha
Fact of my life.
Marriage Just, Yep Funny, Funny But True, Funny Mum Quotes, My Life, Truth Funny, Mum Quotes Funny
Story of my life! | Family Ecard | someecards.com
Amen! The story of my life!
This is my life exactly
Welcome to my life...
STORY OF MY LIFE!!!!
Also called marriage
Everyday of my life.
Funny but true lol
The look you give your friend when then teacher says "find a partner" #righton
Face, Mr Bean, So True, Funny Stuff, Humor, Funnies, Teacher, Friend
Doesn't matter what's on the picture, Mr. Beans face always makes me laugh. Still, the text is pretty damn funny.
This makes me laugh even harder when I think of the class that I have with a friend and our teacher actually looks and sounds like Mr. Bean.
MR bean - The look you give your friend When the teacher says find a partner. So true!
too funny & so true!!! Teacher says pick a partner... look at your friend like this.
I Beaned My Friends Computer #funny #beaned #friends #computer #humor #comedy #lol
Makes me laugh because it's true.. funny stuff... <3
Keep it moving!
Giggle, Truth, Funny Stuff, Thought, Funnies, Things, Walk
This is for you guys with your pants around your knees trying to walk in front of me at the store!!!!!
Yea I'm only gonna wave u across once..then I scream terrible things at u from inside my car
on the real though…Keep it moving! #roadrage #boston #bumperbutt #pointsgame
I think this same thing every morning when I drop the kids off at school.
Hahahahahaha omg so true - lol love it "knees to chest!" toooooo funny
Now if only people would follow this train of thought!
Lol #roadrage #boston #bumperbutt #pointsgame
Lol very funny and has some truth
I had a healthy laugh at this one
Story of my life!
Giggle, Target Ecard, Truth, Ecards, Mylife, Everytime
I'll have you know I went into Target looking for two things, and I only came out with eleven. Everytime!
Free, Confession Ecard: I'll have you know I went into Target looking for two things, and I only came out with eleven.
Oh look. Someone made an ecard just for me!
YEP!! Everytime!! My favorite store!!
My target experience in an ecard
LOL!! Can I get an "Amen!"!!