sometimes it doesn't even take 5 minutes
I ask this all the time.
Lol. Of the worst kind....Ts.. how many times did i hear please come get me.... knowing what I know now should have let you to the cockroaches
"I know how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 Minutes." #coffee #coffeehumor #coffeequotes
Uh ya I think I've actually said this a few million times to my husbands daughter and ex. Seriously, stop stealing, lying and manipulating... It's expected, i know, but seriously!
Funny Friendship Ecard: If your friends don't make fun of you then they aren't really friends.
That's so mean, but really really funny
Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch.