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Must visit the dentist…

Exactly  just like that.

internet dial up. lol SO TRUE! it was so annoying.

Laughed way too hard at this.

Don’t we all do this sometimes?


I hate pants. Seriously if you show up at my house unannounced there is a strong possibility I'm not wearing pants. When the boy gets older I'm going to have to suck it up. The good news is he hates pants too right now!


Quite frustrating…

Bralighana.  Makeleina.  I hate modern names.

Sorry I mispronounced your baby's name you made up.or mispronounced your child's name with the 18 silent letters

For real though.

Why do you wear pink camo? Are you going to hunt flamingos? I hate pink camo!

And y'all thought I was a "people person"


How sweet

This is the 10000 lantern festival in Nara Japan. There are thousands of sacred seika deer that live in and around the park. Ps I went and saw the lantern festival and fed and pet the deer. But seriously, where's my deer lover?


Fuck - vintage retro funny quote Williams, this is us.