I hate pants. Seriously if you show up at my house unannounced there is a strong possibility I'm not wearing pants. When the boy gets older I'm going to have to suck it up. The good news is he hates pants too right now!
Sorry I mispronounced your baby's name you made up.or mispronounced your child's name with the 18 silent letters
Why do you wear pink camo? Are you going to hunt flamingos? I hate pink camo!
This is the 10000 lantern festival in Nara Japan. There are thousands of sacred seika deer that live in and around the park. Ps I went and saw the lantern festival and fed and pet the deer. But seriously, where's my deer lover?
Fuck - vintage retro funny quote Williams, this is us.