totally took me a while to get this one... lol. jim = gym.
Being an adult means never having to show your work on a math problem. It's as awesome as it sounds, kids.
This is so unbelievably true. Clearly I do not jog.
I'm going to- *pop* *pop* *pop* Oh, wow I feel so much better never mind. Eheheheh I wasn't going to ki- Nvm!
if it weren't for my mood swings I wouldn't get any exercise at all...true story
Matt and I need this!
hahhaah Love this
Think I'll go pick it up now...
thats not how you eat a KitKat...
Just add a whole Chipotle burrito and it will be the best salad you've ever eaten.
Except I don't forget lately. I'm just lazy.
that comment says it all
Seriously though. I'm so sick of winter, it shouldn't be snowing in APRIL
Don't start an argument with a girl because they have 828298983 GB of memory and will bring up something you did at 2:22pm on