"I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit any more. I shouldn't think this is humorous but I do. I must not give a shit.

I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I'd say my people skills are improving.

Funny Birthday Ecard: Hey I'm not saying you're old. I'm just saying that if you were milk I'd smell you before I poured you on my cereal. Rebeles for your birthday!