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“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” -Tina Fey
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“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” - #tinafey
Tina Fey: “Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” -Tina Fey.
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Love Your Parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old. This is so true... :(
So easy to forget, my mom in my head is the age she was when I was growing up! She is a very strong person, she took care of her parents, and my dad when they were dying! Amazing! She will still at almost 82 and me 44 tell me like it is and I respect her 4 that, even though sometimes it can be brutal! love u mom!
I love this so much!! I love my parents so much. I often times forget to tell them how much they mean to me, but in truth I would not be who I am today without them. Thanks mom and dad!! I love you!!
Love this quote
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Not my particular life but one of my favorite quotes
Great HP quote for life
Sirius Black quote from Harry Potter.
Another possible senior quote...
I Choose the Dark Side
Harry Potter quote
Wise words from Sirius Black
Sirius Black always has the best quotes.
Home is where my bunch of crazies are :) #family quote
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This is the truest thing I've ever read.
This is so true about my family and everyone who lives at the house but I wouldn't trade any of them. I love my family more than they will ever know!!! ❤️😃💜😀💙😃💚😀
I need this as a wall quote in my house
Everything is Inspirational - Cute. Need to turn this into a print to hang up in my house!!
We weren't sisters by birth, but we knew from the start...Fate brought us together to be sisters by heart.
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For you Alexandra, my best friend ♥
We were sisters (forget the we werent part) but we knew from the start...Fate brought us together to be sisters by heart. (and death took you away from me.....you will never be forgotten my darling little sister... never ever not in a million years)
Life is short - finish your crafts!
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Life is short - finish your crafts! Decoration for craft room!
Life is short - finish your crafts! - I should make big poster for this quote #craft #Quote
For the love of dogs!
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dog lovers quotes | Dog Quotes My Dog Makes Me Smile
So true. Unconditional love... $ $ Rich beyond words//// most of us see our pets as part of our family, babies even children. Animals in some ways act like children. Do think about that. They all are our family, so love them the way you would your child. Not only when they are good but when they are bad also. Do you disown your child when they are bad, No you don't so treat all animals the way you would a child. Out of Love.
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Say goodbye to the drama ♥ GRIEF SHARE: Plantation United Methodist Church, 1001 NW 70 Avenue, Plantation, FL 33313. (954) 584-7500.
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Their arr some who create drama for me with their actions and this Is related to appeasing others, gangstalking, betraying me and possibly accepting bribes. What's more toxic than being befriended and caring about people who do this to u behind your back? Best to let those kind of people go. Victims of gangstalking don't need added negativity and drama in their lives brought in by fake friends who are appeasing their fellow shills
Powerful words of wisdom to live by!
Let go of the people who dull your shine, poison your spirit, and bring you drama. Cancel your subscription to their issues. - Steve Maraboli #LetGo #quote ((view the original one here: http://www.pinterest.com/pin/54465476716600537/ ))
In particular those who bring their drama to your life... No thanks... Bye bye 👋
To my children: Let go of the people who dull your shine, poison your spirit, and bring you drama. Cancel your subscription to their issues. - Steve Maraboli With "friends" like this, you don't need enemies! Love Mom
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Share More Love: February 15, 2014 | Skinny Mom | Where Moms Get The Skinny On Healthy Living
Even the smallest actions are steps in the right direction
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So true - many days it's simply baby steps to getting things done.
Train your mind to see the good in everything
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Training your mind is a vital ingredient to living a happier life... #quotes #inspiration
Wednesday Words of Wisdom – October 23, 2013 | thesassylife Thoughts, Training, Life, Inspiration, Quotes, Positive, Liv...
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Train your mind to see the good in everything. Something I need to work on. Positive thinking
Words to remember - be positive and love life. Learn from experience and move up instead of letting things get you down.
Train your mind to see the good in everything, why? Because the reality is if you don't see the positive in things, then how do you expect others to?
Always be kinder than you feel.
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Thoughtful words to live by!
Always be kinder than you feel. I really need to remember this.
Always be kinder than you feel. #quotes #inspiring #bekind #photoquotes
Always be kinder than you feel.good words to live by.
.Always be Kinder than you Feel, a great word of wisdom!
A daily reminder - be kinder than you feel
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Yeah, tell my husband this!!
the truth hurts.
Stereotypical girl fun :)
Pink white letters shopaholic girly quote
story of my life ;)
make your own sunshine!
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Somedays you just have to create your own sunshine #healthy #happy #living
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"Someday you just have to create your own sunshine" #Inspirational #Quotes #TheMovement
Create you're own sunshine. Need to remember this.
Sunny days ahead
Somedays you just have to create your own sunshine.... This is so true because I sure don't rely on anyone else to make me happy.
sunshine. Ain't that the truth
GREAT explanation! I will never understand how you can be so evil & terrible.. It's very very sad that you try to justify what you are & what you did! The day will come when you can't fool yourself or anyone around you... THAT IS KARMA BABE & IT WILL CATCH UP! It's paying some of those back already... YOU are on that same list.... YOUR DAY WILL COME!
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TRUE friends !!! "The most memorable people in life will be the friends who loved you when you weren;t very lovable." #friendship #quotes
best friends <3 memorable people quote
TRUE, so TRUE !!! "The most memorable people in life will be the friends who loved you when you weren;t very lovable." #friendship #quotes
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true story. THIS is why I love my grocery store! Has an adult-supervised play area for kids 3yrs-8yrs!! I almost ALWAYS get to grocery shop kid-free!
So funny because it's so true! Story of my life!
I love being a Mom but going to the grocery store without kids would be wonderful!
So true! That or it happens to take you 2 hours to get ready every morning. It really takes 45 mins but I enjoy my alone time so much that I don't mind making daddy watch the kids haha
This is my life. Ha.
mom quotes- wow this is SO true! I l really told someone this in the grocery store yesterday! LOL
Saying something or saying nothing... which hurts most?
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food for thought
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Today I wish I hadn't said things I said last night. All these inspirational quotes tell you to just speak up, but sometimes your subconscious knows it is a bad decision.
I think about this sometimes..Sometimes things are left unsaid because we don't know how to say how we feel, then regret it later. But it's nice knowing the truth. We both agreed that our true feelings will be kept to ourselves because our lives have changed && we have to keep moving on.
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something wishing you had not, or saying nothing and wishing you had? Too True
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My future husband should take note.... XD
If you marry a creative person know that somedays you'll come home to a spotless house, and some days dinner will be forgotten the kids will be in pjs and it will look like you were robbed. Find a way to apreciate both because the second will happen much more often than the first. #quote #quotes
SO TRUE! - If you marry a creative person know that some days you'll come home to a spotless house...and some days dinner will be forgotten, the kids will be in pjs and it will look like you were robbed. Find a way to appreciate both because the second will happen much more often than the first.
If you marry a creative person...know that some days you will come home to a spotless house and some days dinner will be forgotten the kids will be in pjs and it will look like you were robbed Find a way to appreciate both because the second will happen much more often than the first - Kyle needs to remember this :)
"Story of my life." Change kids will be in pjs to I will be in pjs and this will be a true story.
Future husband I'll let you know this... If you marry a creative person...know that some days you will come home to a spotless house and some days dinner will be forgotten the kids will be in pjs and it will look like you were robbed Find a way to appreciate both because the second will happen much more often than the first
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Amen!!! So true!!!!! That would be a dream come true!!!
so true... It would be nice
Boys, learn to make the plans, girls like a guy who can take charge.
this is so true. Story of my life
think positive to be positive.
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Positive Life... More ppl need to remember this.
Positive attitude, positive life. Amen!
think positive to be positive, and you have to let go of the people that are always negative otherwise they bring you down!
You can't have a positive life with a negative mind. #quotes #bedrockdivorce
think positive thoughts.
Story of my life these days....
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I want to take you to the edge.
#quote #inspiration #thoughts #life
Truth about my life everyday right now!
.Sometimes that seems like a true story in my life. But I never give up.
I hate myself, I hate my life, I hate how I feel, I hate everything others have said about me, to me, done to me. I've tried so hard to stay strong and not get to this point, but it's here.
She's standing on a line between giving up & seeing how much she can take. This is so true for me, I don't want to end everything, but I don't want to feel like this anymore...