I know where I'm headed. # traffic jam

but I choose to be Led [QUOTE, Spiritual Humor: 'The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

Lol

One may develop an immunity to acts of stupidity and become negative to ones actions.

She's adorable

She's adorable

Pretty sure this is what Jeff sees everytime he tells me i cry too much when animal movies come on

HAH! If you're a fair one, we can make your teeth as white as your legs! Call and ask us about our whitening services. #BlueRidgeOrthodontics

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If you're a fair one, we can make your teeth as white as your legs! Call and ask us about our whitening services. <<< my teeth would be tan😂

Ha! All the time!

I do this multiple times a day. Forever losing stuff and blaming other people only to realize oh shit, I'm the one who moved it.

Restaurant delivers best possible response to bad internet review.

This company is winning at sign advertising!'Come in and try the worst meatball sandwich that one guy on Yelp ever had in his life.

haha, greatest sign ever.

HOME - Where The HO & ME Come Together Wood Sign This is one of many saying available for my custom made signs! This wood sign measures

The sound of you snoring makes me feel homicidal. (Hahaha, yep!)

The sound of you snoring makes me feel homicidal. My husband snores louder then a freight train! It is especially annoying when he does it every time he comes home and sits down in a chair.

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