People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.

*Moriarty voice* Say that again! Say that again and know that if youre lying to me, I will find you and I will skiiiinn you.

*Moriarty voice* Say that again! Say that again and know that if youre lying to me, I will find you and I will skiiiinn you.

unclear whether this is fact or dark humor - too lazy to verify. - that was the original description, which made me laugh as hard as the quote!!

unclear whether this is fact or dark humor - too lazy to verify. - that was the original description, which made me laugh as hard as the quote!!

With a side specialty in dark humor: | 29 Reasons Daria Was TV's Greatest Cynic

With a side specialty in dark humor: | 29 Reasons Daria Was TV's Greatest Cynic

For everyone that understand my dark humor.....25 Adorably Disturbing Apocalyptic Nursery Rhymes

For everyone that understand my dark humor.....25 Adorably Disturbing Apocalyptic Nursery Rhymes

Bahahah I just pictured doing this... my dentist is my best friend's dad so I think he'd just be like, okay stop I'm trying to clean your teeth here.

15 Teenager Posts That Will Make You Lose Faith In Humanity

Bahahah I just pictured doing this... my dentist is my best friend's dad so I think he'd just be like, okay stop I'm trying to clean your teeth here.

Sorry to everyone who is ever at the store the same time I am.

Sorry to everyone who is ever at the store the same time I am.

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