People tell me that I have a unique way of lighting up a room. It's called arson and those people are called witnesses.
*Moriarty voice* Say that again! Say that again and know that if youre lying to me, I will find you and I will skiiiinn you.
unclear whether this is fact or dark humor - too lazy to verify. - that was the original description, which made me laugh as hard as the quote!!
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'Photographers have a dark sense of humor.' ☀ I may not be a photographer, but this is funny!
Bahahah I just pictured doing this... my dentist is my best friend's dad so I think he'd just be like, okay stop I'm trying to clean your teeth here.
Sorry to everyone who is ever at the store the same time I am.
Love dark mac lipsticks . Well mac lipsticks in general !