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Not a single fuck shall be given
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And so she gave no fucks. Not a single one. And she lived happily ever after, The End. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com
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Respect yourself enough to get out of unwanted situations
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Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything/anyone that no longer serves you. So true! If someone only causes you pain and drama, don't walk -run! Life is too short to surround yourself with anything but happiness!
This is my favorite quote if all time. Truly.
Songs From The Heart: Born Free.
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True story !!!!
so fucking true
You don't lose friends because real friends can never be lost. You lose people masquerading as friends and you're BETTER FOR IT.
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True #friends are never lost. You only lose #fake friends! Which is good! http://smilingthroughlife.com
You don't lose friends because real friends can never be lost. You lose people masquerading as friends and you're BETTER FOR IT. So true!
Being a geek is great. It means you're so passionate about something you don't care what anyone else thinks. And the great thing about being a geek is that it attracts people who are as passionate as you are about that thing.
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Story of my life!
Nerdfighters! I actually had a dream last night that I said that John Green was a better author than J.K. Rowling. I'm not sure how I feel about this now that I"m awake, but this is my favorite quote. . . I wish enthusiastic was spelled correctly . . .
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I want this! John Green quote
Nerd Quirks: Nerds like us, are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like, jump-up-and-down-in-your-chair-can't-control-yourself love it. When people call people nerds, mostly what they're saying is "You like stuff." Which is not a good insult at all. Like, you're too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness. - John Green
Wonderful nerd quote.
Couldn't help but laugh a little...or a lot
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A new princess fairytale... Too funny.
Single life.... Ok I find this really funny
Funny quotes , the princess said no !! Hahahaha
not always true but funny. (Once upon a time a prince asked a beautiful princess: will you marry me? The princess said NO, and the princess lived happily ever after.)
"Once upon a time, there was a Princess..." A fairy tale I could get behind! This is so me it's not even funny! Hahaha
Adventure times wisdom
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inspiring words of wisdom from jake the dog :)
This cartoon is so funny! Good quote! #funny #adventuretime #quote #recovery #recoveryquote #firststep "Dude, suckin' at something is the first step to bein sorta good at something." -Jake from Adventure Time
Adventure time wisdom (This should go on my writing board as well.) "Dude, suckin' at something is the first step to being sorta good at something" #wordsofwisdom #quotes
Adventure time wisdom. This isn't funny but it's inspirational!
Adventure Time Quote.
wise words from jake the dog :) - Adventure Time
Martin freeman everyone
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Martin Freeman. I love you.
I love how much Martin swears.
Martin Freeman, I agree.
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One of my favorite people of all time I would Love to meet him one day
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARTIN FREEMAN!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR LITTLE HEDGIE! :D (and yes to this quote. :))
"Why does everyone have to pretend to be stupid and not know long words?" #MartinFreeman
Martin Freeman (John Watson in Sherlock)
True story. Martin Freeman is my hero for saying this.
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SubVerse Clothing Talks Back To Those ‘Mrs.’ T-Shirts | Lovelyish
Young boys aren’t taught that their entire identities and happiness center around a relationship with a woman. Why do we teach young women that their identities and worth are so tentative and conditional, and dependent upon the validation of a man? This is one reason why I did not change my name when I decided to get married.
We’ve all seen the shirts that say, “Future Mrs. Timberlake,” “Future Mrs. Pitt,” “Future Mrs. Pattinson,” etc. Young boys aren’t taught that their entire identities and happiness center around a relationship with a woman. Why do we teach young women that their identities and worth are so tentative and conditional, and dependent upon the validation of a man? Why must the markers of a woman’s identity change so drastically in response to her relationship status? Why is a woman defined by her relationships, and how society views those relationships? -- Good lesson to teach our daughters. (Not to say being the best wife I can be isn't at the top of my life goals list, though, but we cannot be that if we do not develop ourselves outside our relationships)
Wear it like armor
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Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones. Words of Wisdom.
Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you. - Game of Thrones Quote - Tyrion Lannister
Wise words from Tyrion Lannister - Game of Thrones
Tyrion Lannister - Game of Thrones- One of my very favorite quotes from the book.
now, here is the thing. I've never read these books, I don't watch the show. But this is something that I've said for ages. I own my flaws, my crazy is mine. Like that girl who says "I'm fat Amy" because that way no one calls her that behind her back. Own your flaws, make them your armor. Screw them. <--- AMEN
Mumford & Sons
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Mumford and Sons quote. Next tattoo with the hubby. Adding Awake My Soul!
Wise Words: Awake My Soul by Mumford and Sons
awake my soul #mumfordandsons. So true
Excerpt from "Awake My Soul" by Mumford and Sons. Love this group! Great lyrics.
wow this is my all time favorite quote of Mumford and Sons!!! <3
My irrational grammar anger
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I keep seeing these Ryan Gosling memes and this by far is the funniest!
Your perfect man
English teacher jokes.
I usually don't find these "hey girl" things that funny, but this one.... I died laughing hahaha
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Life lessons, everyone
Les Miserables best movie EVER!!!!!!!!! Soooooooo sososososososososoooooooo sososososososososoooooooo so darn good!! I loved it soo much!
Les Miserables. Or maybe you should steal bread so that you can eventually meet a kind priest who will show you the love and grace of God. Hmmmm...
Les Miserables.. my fave song in the whole thing.
Things musicals taught me: Les Miserables
I'm old fashioned ...
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camel toe is not a fashion statement
Amen - I'm sorry, call me old-fashioned, but I think shorts should be longer than your vagina.
Yep, and your butt cheeks...
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Sorry...but so funny.
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art, drawing, girl, the sirens of titan, kurt vonnegut
I LOVE how the artist used a Vonnegut book. :)
"I go on many thrilling adventures and wondrous, profound escapades through books." Kurt Vonnegut
Through books... #art #illustration #library #books #kurt #vonnegut #adventures
For my writing friends
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#ErnestHemingway Write drunk, edit sober.
Write drunk edit sober. Writers attitude
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This is exactly what I was told at Leah Kring's conference
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hahaha so true, story of my life. !! :))
Morning people are not human- I think having a child is making me a morning person. ..
Night shift drive home. True story. Really scary.
Haha, so true. not morning person.
Haha! Funny stuff!
Free, Confession Ecard: It has to be Girl Scout Cookie time. I can feel it in my bones!
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:) Christmas movie quote / I love this movie
I just like to smile... Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf. Favorite movie Ever!
Favorite movie quote of all time!!!!
Buddy the Elf... one of my favorite holiday movies!
Pin funny stuff! That's how you go viral on Pinterest! #viral #how to go viral
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Finish each day... Wisdom from Emerson
this is one of my favorite quotes, sometimes I have a tendency to perseverate on things. Finish each day and be done with it.
inspirational. Note to self: Kayley remember this.
Finish Each Day And Be Done With It. You Have Done What You Could. Some Blunders And Absurdities Have Crept In; Forget Them As Soon As You Can. Tomorrow Is A New Day. You Shall Begin It Serenely And With Too High A Spirit To Be Encumbered With Your Old Nonsense. ~Emerson #Quotes #Inspiration
Inspirational Words: Ralph Waldo Emerson- one of my FAVORITE quotes
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Rune reading is an ancient form of divination from Ireland, Scotland and Scandinavia. Check this out.
Aquarius fact from ZodiacChic. I am an Aqaurian. that's about me!
Good at hiding feelings
I hate that people think I say what I'm feeling immediately, that I always complain.
The Perks Of Being A Wallflower
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best quote of all time. perks of being a wallflower.
Perks of Being a Wall Flower quote.
She should Marry him. Now.
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My dream guy, marry him. marry him now.
Original Pin Reads: A blog I follow had this story at the top of her page this morning. So sweet. "So I’m at an old cafe by the beach alone and I got up to use the restroom and buy a croissant. When I returned this was in my book."
Someone left a note for her instead of interrupting her reading. | books, reading, quotes
This caption was with the picture: "So I’m at an old cafe by the beach alone and I got up to use the restroom and buy a croissant. When I returned this was in my book." real life romance