makes me like people Ive never met and makes me dislike people I know in real life.


It's true. My mom always taught me to match my underwear with my outfit! I feel out of sorts if they don't match!


So true. Up till 4 two nights ago, up till 2 last night. It's safe to say I have a problem.

Yes....thats it ;)

That moment when you've been away from your best friend forever, but the moment you reconnect its like you never left. and i can not wait for that day. love you best friend and miss you dearly.


Free and Funny Family Ecard: Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

Love those halfway bitches!

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch. Not a full blown bitch, because that's no fun. And if you're not a bitch at all, that won't work either. A halfway bitch. Those are my kind of people.


…and that's why Mom's are the real rulers of the house. When I ask mom, it's always an answer. When I ask dad, it's always "Go ask your mom." Mom always knows best! Thank you mom for making me a ruler!


Worst sound ever. Almost as bad as stepping on one barefoot.

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