Squirrel: I'm sorry to bother you but the bird feeder is empty. (A squirrel, my mother named Petey, once got on the porch railing and rang the doorbell because he wanted some peanuts!) Now I call all squirrels, "Petey"
Funny Text Message - what did the ocean say to the other ocean? what. Oh. Do you sea what I did there? I'm shore you did. How do you have friends? don't be such a beach.<><><> LOLOL laughed too hard at this haha