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I had a dream my friends and I were in a sea-faring museum watching a show on TV andxthis guy in a duck costume comes in talking about how shoes can be dangerous and 1 of my friends asks him to be quiet but he wouldn't stop talking and so I stand up and go " SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND SIT YOUR UPPITY DUCK BUTT DOWN. "
Please follow your dream…
Funny Things, Real Life, Dreams, Detroit Humor, Funny Stuff, Cant Stop Laugh, So Funny, Please Following, In The
I. Cant. stop. laughing.
omg. i love people. but only on the internet, people in real life tend to suck
this is what was so funny
This made me laugh too hard...
My Sisters, Funny Things In Their Sleep, I Needs To Using The Sleep, Funny Stuff, Artemis Goddesses, So Funny, Laugh So Hard, Can'T Stop Laughing, Hilarious Sleep
I've already pinned this but it's just to funny to not pin again. Maybe I need to use the sleep, too.. I can't stop laughing
"I need to use the sleep." don't know why this is so funny to me.
Something my sisters and I would say. I laughed so hard I cried
Omg. This is hilarious. Sleep deprived conversations are hilarious.
"This made me laugh too hard..." - Artemis Goddess of the Moon
Languages, The Human Body, Nurs Schools Humor, Laugh, Funny Stories, Nurs Student, I M Fabulous, Funny Commercials, Fabulous Anatomy
The human body: a fabulous creation
sorry for the salty language, but this made me laugh.
Previous pinner wrote "Funny story: this pic is actually in my med term book and we called him the sassy muscle man during class last week. True story."
Fabulous anatomy… I laughed way too hard about this.
It's hard to explain puns.....
Tees, Gift, Hocus Pocus, Alcohol, Long Hair Dos, Totes Bags, Drink Coffee, T Shirts, Halloween Movie
GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEE!!! Hocus Pocus inspired tee
STEP ASIDE COFFEE - glamfoxx.com - Skreened T-shirts, Organic Shirts, Hoodies, Kids Tees, Baby One-Pieces and Tote Bags Custom T-Shirts, Organic Shirts, Hoodies, Novelty Gifts, Kids Apparel, Baby One-Pieces | Skreened - Ethical Custom Apparel - need this
I don't drink coffee so it's always a job for alcohol!
T shirt alcohol not coffee
There are days.... step aside coffee, this is a job for alcohol, funny t-shirt, tee
Hocus Pocus ❤️ one of my favorite Halloween movies!
Educate your child
Bedtime Stories, Zombies Apocalypse, Laugh, Stuff, For Kids, Walks Dead, Child Understand, Funny, Children Book
helping your child understand the Zombie Apocalypse . . . wow, all I could do was laugh! This is a bit too heavy of a topic for kids!
helping your child understand the Zombie Apocalypse- to funny red heads on front of book too!
Definitely a must read…I'm have def been watching too much Walking Dead bc this made me laugh
The Zombie Apocalypse. Serious stuff.
My future child's bedtime story @Katie Krall
Is it wrong that I laughed at this?
Geek, Lotr, Nerd, Funny Stuff, Humor, Rings, Middle Earth, Hobbit, Lord
LOTR geek humor.
Dude, that's so inappropriate// nerd humor// LOTR// wraithist 😂
Dude, that's wraithist. Lord of the Rings humor, LOTR pun
Racism in middle earth... @Jonathan Thiebaud
This needs to go into Fandoms and Funny Stuffs. But I will only pin it here. ~B
This is the best sentence ever.
Funny Things, Colors, Some People, Funny Bones, Truths, So True, Funny Stuff, Funny Cutequotes, True Stories
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9. #Truth
True story - I will never understand some people. . .never
Trying to understand the behaviour of some people is like trying to smell the color 9. So true!
A New World
Computers, Ideas, Keyboard Symbols, Helpful Hints, Stuff, Keyboard Shortcuts, Things, Life Hacks, Shorts Cut
Ideas to use computer
Just random computer stuff
Computer Keyboard Shortcuts
Things I didn't know about the ALT Key on my Keyboard. Great computer fun fact. Useful for a text geek. #undonestar
Helpful hints for easy symbols on the computer
Computer life hack
Keyboard symbols short cuts
Big Cat, Wild, Kitty Cat, Beautiful, Animal Prints, Close Up, Photography, Tigers Eye, Tigers Face
Tiger eyes - just beautiful
I could seriously look at a photo, like this one, of a big cat, for a ridiculously long time. They are so mesmerizingly beautiful!
#amazing #kat #animal #animal print #animals #pretty #beautiful #meow #cat #girl #cute #fashion #close up #nice #winter #colours #cool #love #wow #eyes #lion #tiger #uggs #other #wild #wild animal
Words Of Wisdom, Remember This, Inspiration, Quotes, Well Said, Zooeydeschanel, Be A Woman, Zooey Deschanel, Wise Words
Zooey Deschanel on being a woman. - wise words
Zooey Deschanel is an inspiration! Wow, I have never heard a woman speak about being a woman better than this quote.
Zooey Deschanel. I admire her for her words of wisdom and power. Wow, I have never heard a woman speak about being a woman better than this quote. - I need to allow myself to do this more.
#ZooeyDeschanel. wow, I have never heard anyone speak about being a woman better than this quote - I need to allow myself to do this more
Zooey Deschanel. Wow, I have never heard a woman speak about being a woman better than this quote. Remember this.
I'm STILL laughing at this!
Can'T Stop Laugh, Funny Signs, Apples Butter, Funny Stuff, Street Signs, Funny Photos, Funny Commercials, Laugh So Hard, So Funny
Ho Made Apple Butter - Bitch Did What?! Why is this so funny?!?
Ho made Apple butter I have never laughed so hard in my life!!
Can't stop laughing!
funny, funny pictures, funny photos, hilarious, funny signs, fail, 19 Ways Spelling Mistakes Make Ordinary Signs Hilarious
Best comeback ever.
Work Humor, Remember This, Laugh, Quotes, The Neighborhood, Funny Stuff, Rogers, Best Comebacks Ever, True Stories
Best comeback ever | funny work humor
MR ROGERS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!
Luke would love this. Best comeback ever. Of course I read it back in Mr. Rogers' voice in my head ;)
Best comeback ever - now to just remember this line!
Best comeback ever, can't stop laughing.
Best comeback ever... My mom sold him a pair of shoes. True story!
A motivating quote for those unmotivated days...
Bahahahaha, Husband Humor, My Life, My Husband, So True, Bedtime Ecards, So Funny, True Stories, Boyfriends
HAHAHAA... Story of my life. So my husband
HAHAHAA... Story of my life, but boyfriend
True story! This is so funny!
So true ! Bahahahaha
So funny!! But so true!!!
OMG this is so funny. Ha! my husband goes to the bathroom more than humanly possible.
Danielle B. It's wine thirty somewhere!
Memes Quotes, Ash Knott, Wine Thirty, Eva King, Thirty Somewhere, Nikki Emborski, Funny Stuff, Wine Memes, Emborski Ash
It's wine thirty somewhere! @Nikki Emborski @ashli knotts
It's wine thirty somewhere! @Eva King
Laugh, Science Lessons, Australia, Funny, Honey Badger, Things, Birds, Cassowary, Animal
Cassowary. This is so wrong it's funny, and for some reason, I hear the Honey Badger Commentator's voice reading this description...
Seen 'em,they are wrong... just wrong... This description is SPOT ON... best science lesson ever
Fucking cassowary. Seriously, I saw one in Australia. Talk about an angry bird.
Cassowary. One more of Australia's "friendliest" creatures. Don't know if I should pin it under animals or funnies!
*I am laughing myself silly at the description - but I wouldn't get near one of these things! Even if it was behind a FENCE!! Cassowary. One more of Australia's "friendliest" creatures.
Religion is like a penis? That’s an analogy I haven’t yet heard!
Truths Hurts, Medical Funny, Icu Nurs Humor, Humor Quotes Disney, Favorite Humor, Funny Stuff, Hilarious, Funny Ecards, Disney Fun
Is it bad for me to think that this is hilarious?!?
The truth hurts @Roger Palmer
This is clearly the best way to do this
Animal Pictures, Funny Pictures, Funny Cat, Sinks, Faucets, Crazy Cat, Funny Animal, Kitty, Drinks Water
Funny animal pictures at Anilol
:D kitty drinking water from faucet
awesome funny cat drinking water bathroom sink
Drinking water like a crazy cat
Real Life, The Real, Junk Food, Funny Commercials, Fast Food, Food Photo, True Stories, Big Mac, Fast Foods
Fast Food in Real Life
Fast food fables: Advertisements of junk food vs. the real thing. #funny commercial #interesting ads #funny commercial ads| http://bonsaijena.blogspot.com
True story, makes me not want to eat any of that!
Fast food fables: Advertisements of junk food vs. the real thing. Although I do know they have to make the picture look pretty but it's not even close to reality. Another reason not to eat fastfood.
My dad used to go to McDonald's, order a big Mac and say "I want one that looks like that," while pointing at one of the menu pictures. The kids working the counter always looked concerned.... Fast food fables: Advertisements of junk food vs. the real thing. /#drive_thru_knowledge
If I fits, I sits: the big cat version…
Big Cats, Stuff, Boxes, Cat Love, Adorable, Things, So Funny, Kitty, Animal
Big Cats Also Like Boxes! Haha I find this so funny. Silly kitties.
big cats love boxes.... this fascinates me that cats are obsessed with boxes. i keep making boxes to pack stuff in, and vader jumps in immediately
Everyone knows cats love boxes. Apparently, big cats love boxes as well. It must be a feline thing. :P
Big cats are just cats - they also love boxes! I love the lions box is completely crushed. LOL #cats #cutecats #lovelycats #kittens #ilovecats #pussycats #animals #animalovers
Big cats love boxes too, how adorable!
how to get out of a speeding ticket
Police Offices, Like A Boss, Avoid, Remember This, Speed Ticket, Real Life, Funny Pictures, Hilarious Animal, Funny Stuff
This is how to avoid a speeding ticket. I suggest not doing it in real life either although if I wasn't scared of police I would so do this!
Never do this to a police officer
How to avoid a speeding ticket.. i should remember this :)
Funny Pictures, Epic Fails, iPhone Autocorrects, Awkward Texts, LOL,Photos, Hilarious, Animal LOLs, Troll Comics, Gags, Cartoons
avoiding a speeding ticket like a boss
8 signs your cat is actually a dog
Signs, Dogs Videos, Dogs Artsandcrafts, Funny Cat, Dogs Cat, 1St Birthday, Hahah Cake, Dogs Funny, Favorite Videos
8 Things that Cats Do Just Like Dogs: Cats do a lot of things that dogs do and more.
The ever adorable Kodi celebrates his 1st birthday with this cute video. A Cat who thinks he is a Dog....
8 signs your cat is actually a dog - hahah #Cake
Cats Acting Like Dogs - #funny #cats
8 signs your cat is actually a dog (video)
8 Signs Your Cat Is Actually a Dog
Minnesota, Winter, North Dakota, New England, Seasons, Funny, Pies Charts, Weather, So True
New England seasons in pie chart form. Equally accurate for Pennsylvania weather #shootme
The reality of seasons. Perfect for North Dakota and Minnesota right now.
the saddest but truest pie chart I've ever seen,lol... #funny #winter #summer #spring #fall #march this is the seasons of the burg!
Life in Minnesota! the saddest but truest pie chart I've ever seen,lol... #funny #winter #summer #spring #fall #march
Weather pie chart - Indiana lol so true
When all else goes wrong, stay put.
Tables, Laugh, Funny Pics, Hiding, Funny Pictures, Humor, Smart Kids, Funny Photos, True Stories
Hiding Under The Table Works Though… <---- hahahahahahaha!!! I laughed so hard at this and I love it! *goes and hides until too small coffee table but still manages to fit* Thank you flexibility! Lol.
True Story!! Hiding under the table: makes sense
Apparently, any size box will do.