leave an over worked waitress a $100+ tip in the month of december.
Yes, I work NightShift. No, I won't be answering calls or texts. If this is an Emergency, please hang up & dial 911.
If I ever became a waitress, it could only be here.
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Waitress problems: Ruby Tuesday straight up.
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