Simple as that!
it's that simple.
Free, Confession Ecard: They say actions speak louder than words so, instead of telling you how I feel, I'm just going to punch you in the throat.
Ha ha ha
I solemnly swear to be the best mother I can be..... But if anyone messes with my daughter I swear to be your worst nightmare come true.. Jus' Sayin'....;).
interesting take on this. orig pin: "I never drink. I just disinfect internal injuries." Lmao that is the best excuse for drinking I've ever heard. It's funny but also makes some sense if you think of internal injuries as emotional ones.
You're about as pleasant as ......
I love getting Repinned by a stranger. It validates my good taste.
men just cant take being sick....
Funny Confession Ecard: I really don't have a problem with her, as long as she doesn't talk to me, look at me, or is anywhere near me...and I don't see or hear her name.
Having neither room in your closet, nor empty hangers, but still firmly believing you need more clothes. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I need a nap... And by nap I mean a small coma so I can hide from my life.
If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I love how coffee tricks me into think I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes
Right here :)
Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered....who ties your shoelaces for you?