So true

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

awesome

Another myth busted…

Ask the families of Newport Connecticut if guns kill. As the mother of the Brunswick infant if guns kill. Ask the parents of our soldiers if guns kill. You will receive better answers from them than any spoon u might ask.

Happens EVERY TIME!

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I AM THIS PERSON. Plus, if I don't I forget what I'm going to say. Then, I'm convinced that what I was going to say was really important when all it really was something like "I ate a coconut once."

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"I don't mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited." Also, if I don't get my thought out, I'll forget again.

I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking.

I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking. I wish I could say this to people at work.

Definitely

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: My hobbies include: Pinning pictures of home decor I can't afford, recipes I won't cook, & crafts I won't make. Also, I really enjoy loading up my online shopping cart & not buying any of it.

Bring it!

for my sister===Sand in my ass, bug bites, sunburns, frizzy hair, and boob sweat. Bring it. I am tan and that is all that matters.

Absolutely.

It's always a victory to me when I remember why I entered a room - vintage retro funny quotes

LOL!

"For someone who seems to know it all, how come you don't know you're a dumb ass?" - There are soooo many people this applies to.

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