i have sex with everyone
I'm emailing this to mom.
Schmeltzer Schmeltzer Prendergast
I have a boyfriend, but this is pretty funny.
Cannot tell you how many times I've had to accept money that way..and used hand sanitizer immediately after! Blech.
true story - you're a frickin super model if you just bathe and wear clean clothes that don't expose your vagina
Stop blaming me for y'alls crappy weather.