"If someone breaks your heart, punch them in the face. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream." ~Frank Ocean No broken heart here, but I like the part about punching someone in the face and getting ice cream.
"I need a new perspective on life . or maybe just a nap. Yeah, probably just a nap." A nap can cure any number of ills.
Funny Confession Ecard: Raisin oatmeal cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.
i wish cake went straight to my boobs
this hilarious! yet too true.i literally say that and feel like part of my soul dies every time i have to fill up on premium gas
boots made from old jeans jury's out on this one, but I like the idea of making shoes with repurposed stuff, plus they would look cute with a bandana tied through the belt loops!
Funny Friendship Ecard: You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I would rather be known in life as an honest sinner, than a lying hypocrite.
Um no, I'd like all this invisible shit too. Um no, I'd like all this invisible shit too. Um no, I'd like all this invisible shit too.
cyndi lauper claims that "girls just wanna have fun." pfft please, girls just wanna eat without getting fat.
Funny Birthday Ecard: Welcome to Where every other weekend is a wedding, you feel borderline inappropriate shopping in Forever and two drinks equal a hangover. this is so me Smith
Retail Therapy works for me! Real therapy would probably be less expensive though. oh well
so true for me. workout, eat dessert and make crafts.
OMG I hate it when guys wear skinny jeans.actually I hate skinny jeans on ANYONE!
Singing a song you don't know? That 15 second part you DO know is coming up.and you're gonna OWN that shit. STORY OF MY LIFE!
ecards lol reminds me of something Ken Barbie from Toy Story 3 would say.