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I don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but i do admire your total commitment to it. (No doubt people think this about me.

so true, so true...LOL!

One could say that because I can't remember what day it is, it would only make sense that at times I amaze myself. makes sense doesn't it! This would be one of those amazing times.

Before calling me, ask yourself Is this textable?

Before calling me, ask yourself "Is this textable?" YES! I hate talking on the phone.

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funny never tie your shoelaces in paris girlfriend thinks its proposal

funny ecards don't need personal trainer need someone to slap unhealthy foods out of my hand

lol

if I didn't work out, I'd so have a glass wine. But, I'll take the million dollars anyway.

We all wish we could fly,but for various reasons. Toooo funny

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Make people laugh with these funny quote t-shirts - If I Was a Bird I Know Who I'd Poop On and more sarcastic quote designs. We all wish we could fly,but for various reasons.

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