I'm going to say that to the next grumpy person I run into :) or to myself when I'm grumpy

Who ate your bowl of sunshine this morning, Thundercloud? I'm going to say that to the next grumpy person I run into :)

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That awkward moment when you're not sure if you actually have free time or if you're just forgetting everything. - Happens to me every time I think I have free time!

whoops... guilty.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: I'm not arguing. I'm explaining why I'm correct.

shut up!

I could read the look on her face and I just shook my head. Then a guy next to me said, "Did y'all just read each other's minds'?" I responded with, "Basically.

bahahahha thats awesome

to SHUT (sounds like the "u" in "up" or "but") = to close. Shut the door! Shut the window. Shut your mouth. Shut up! Shut off the radio. Shut down your computer.

bahahahaha!!!

Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it. Lol but i'd never do that - i'd rather wash extra spoons for all the taste testing

I do not know why this is funny.  Is my brain planning something before I do it myself..?

I do not know why this is funny. Is my brain planning something before I do it myself.<--- No it's funny because Black Widow would use this. She speaks fluent Russian and Hawkeye is actually deaf so it works

yep

Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I think I should try to be more compassionate and understanding.and then you start talking.

l0o0ol

It is impressive that you are flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass all at the same time. Maybe one day I will say this to someone ha ha

Not so much funny as it is TRUE.I wish sarcasm was available as a font.

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