There ain't no resting bitch face here. It's minding my own damn business face, which sure as hell ain't your business!
There's nothing sexier than a grown man who plays video games. Said no one, ever.
I hate video games
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Let's just say I'm glad my husband was raised by and has a good mama!!!!
You are so stupid!!!! They have a father!!!! So dumb!
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