Funny Signs and Sayings
Funny Signs and Sayings
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Because seriously, one is a felony.
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I said almost this exact thing to a student yesterday. They hate hearing that the world does not revolve around them... truth hurts, jerks.
I said almost this exact thing to a student yesterday. They hate hearing that the world does not revolve around them... truth hurts, jerks....MT: I need to say this to my daughter,not only does she think this,she thinks she knows everything and she thinks everything bad that happens to her because of HER choices are someone Else's fault!! Get over it B !!
Lol! This is what I say to some people who need a reality check !
Oh snap. This goes out to all the self centered people I know!
And there's the door!
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We all know them...
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Quotes: "When they discover the #center of the #universe, a lot of people will be disappointed they are not it." So true.
A grip of reality indee!_Words_"When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed they are not it."__Hah! Ain't that the truth. There are more and more of those these days. I totally agree.
This is so true. I hate thinking that that some human beings think that they are the center of the known universe.
Center of the Universe. I would Love to say this to a few people we know!
Say whaaa? I'm not the center of the universe? ;)
Center of the Universe - Ha, this made me laugh.
Center of the Universe Truth in this statement!
Center of the Universe SO makes me laugh!
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Minion Quotes for healthy eating #fun #synergeticideas #healthy #learn
I would so say this if I was on a diet .Minion Quotes
Minion Quotes. Interesting analogy....
Minion Quotes Dear Diet letter humor
Minion Quotes #diet #funny #minion
Dear Diet,... | Minion Quotes
DEAR DIET #minions #funny
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Funny Minion Quotes gallery (12:32:26 AM, Monday 06, July 2015 PDT) – 10 pics #funny #lol #humor #minions #minion #minionquotes #minionsquotes #despicableme #despicablememinions
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When you can't sleep at night, it's because you're awake in someone else's dream... So if everyone could stop dreaming about me that would be Great. • www.shivohamyoga.nl/ #om #fun #happy #minions #love •
Aha, this explain my sleeping problem ! And why i don't have thdm any more 😜... hahaha , this is so funny! Minion quotes
Like seriously. It's been awful. I can do without you people dreaming of me
So true I need ppl to stop dreaming of me I can't even sleep lol
Minion quotes at the time I pined this its 12:17 am
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retro funny.....Oh I wish...lol
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!” “NO!” the lady yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”
from a 1935 Needlework magazine - we had this mag in a frame hanging at our shop (Angel Hair Yarn Co., Nashville, TN) for years! We had a bumper sticker that said "Save a Life, Don't Knit and Drive!"
What's wrong with knitting behind the wheel? Ultimate multi tasking I say
Knitting behind the wheel. I would never do that! Really...
another one who knits behind the wheel
World Wide Knit in Public Day!
she is knitting a cell phone.
Knitter in car
Knitting: A Beginner’s Guide
Others should be very scared.
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Precisely - my non-wavering attitude for 2013. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. If you've got a problem but want to work it out, I'll meet you half way. If you've got a problem and want to quietly walk away, I'll do the same. But If you want to talk smack about me and everything I do, you'd better brace yourself cupcake, because you're gonna get it back two-fold. # karma's a bitch
From this point on, I plan to treat people exactly how they treat me...
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Well some people anyway...
bahaha. Love this
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When I get old, I'm not going to sit around knitting. I'm going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up!
When I get old, Im not going to sit around knitting. Im going to be clicking my Life Alert button to see how many hot firefighters show up! #funny #lol #gag @Heather Creswell Creswell Massey Anderson Geeks
Hahaha i love it! Sorry josh! Lol
hahaha i lovvveee old people!!
Oh my- this is so funny!!
Hahaha i love it!
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It's always a victory to me when I remember why I entered a room - vintage retro funny quotes ephemera-inc.com
I pinned this under "Funny Things" but I'm actually kind of serious.
haha! funny quote about being a mom, motherhood, getting older
Ugh... Getting older lol.
Hahaha sad, but so true
Too bad it's so true.
It's so true
Elevenses & soupsies hahaha
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It's 4am and I laughed at this for so long. It's so true though.
I have found the quote which is my life
So true. This is the story of my life.
This made me laugh.. story of my life
And this is my life in a quote. Yup
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Not true but it makes me giggle
Hp Lyrikz - Inspiring Quotes
Sorry for being late to work but I got stuck enjoying my last few moments of not being at work.
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Sorry for being late to work but I got stuck enjoying my last few moments of not being at work. | Workplace Ecard
Sorry for being late to work but I got stuck enjoying my last few moments of not being at work. :-) #2015 #backtowork #firstdayback #New #Year #work #quotes #funny
Free, Workplace Ecard: Sorry for being late to work but I got stuck enjoying my last few moments of not being at work.
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♔ I CAN'T TELL IF I'M DEALING WELL WITH LIFE THESE DAYS OR I JUST DON'T GIVE A SHIT ANY MORE.
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Pretty sure it's the second choice...
This sums up my life at the moment.
Story of my life right now...
Best part of getting older.
Dealing well with life?
sometimes i wonder...
Us Girls..Our Views
I cannot handle this
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I actually never wish this. Well behaved women rarely make history. PP: But simply I can not....
Funny Ecard: Sometimes I wish I could be a decent and well-behaved woman, but simply I can not.
Truth. But then well behaved women seldom make a difference.
Never have and never will be a well behaved woman.
Story of my life.... All day. Every day.
The struggle is real people
well behaved women. lol
Funny Confession Ecard
i just cant
Don't blame the holidays, you were fat in August.
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Don't blame the holidays, you were fat in August. I laugh, because for me, it's true... August 2004, lol!
Don't blame the holidays, you were fat in August. heh heh, it's true. :/ :( I was fat in August, too...
Don't blame the holidays, you were fat in August. OH MY GOODNESS, THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHAHA
Don't blame the holidays, you were fat in August. So true. I own it. LOL
Don't blame the holidays, you were fat in August. Seriously though...
MMAKE ME LAUGH Don't blame the holidays, you were fat in August.
This is true. Can't make any excuses. I've been fat all year ;)
Random Funny Picture Dump – 52 Pics
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#AnneTaintor // since giving up carbs I've been feeling a bit...oh, what's that word...?...homicidal
Some days that is so true!!! Gotta have emergency chocolate on hand as an antidote. more giggles at ginavalley.com
Anne Taintor Magnet Since giving up carbs I’ve been feeling a bit...oh, what’s the word...? ...homicidal - Happy Clam Store
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Anne Taintor Blunt Cards | And this is why I will never give up carbs again.
#humor #lol #homicidal #carbs #diet #food #funny
Anne Taintor ... since giving up carbs
Vintage retro humor ~ Anne Taintor
Random Funny Picture Dump - 52 Pics
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The difference between coffee and your opinion is I asked for #coffee #humor
Anne Taintor | I don't want to brag, but I'm pretty mediocre at housekeeping.
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I don't want to brag, but I'm pretty mediocre at housekeeping - Anne Taintor
Housekeepin lol Anne Taintor ~ Funny Pictures Of The Day - 43 Pics
This made me laugh so hard. No idea why but i am still giggling.
I'm better than mediocre but this is funny stuff!
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 43 Pics
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 43 Pics
Which are you?
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Good bitch, bad bitch? Bwahahahahaa! I'm a good BITCH = Bold, Intelligent, Talented, Conscientious, Humorous
Are you a good bitch or a bad bitch? | How accurate! Being a bitch isn't always a bad thing :)
Apparently, I'm the Big Bad Bitch! @Melissa Nicole
Not my normal thing but this is funny!!!
Still deciding.... #goodbitch #badbitch
Guess! Guess again ~ made me giggle!
New fav thing to say, bad bitch lol.
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just stopped laughing!
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1959 vintage fashion 50s 60s sheath dress day casual floral print belt hat sleeveless button front model magazine print ad
1959-PEARLS!!!! Mmmm hmmm. And, the dress is nice. :)
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I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure...
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
I used to indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
1959 dress and hat in citrus colors.
1959 * Doesn't she look happy?
Heather Mehl! Go ask Dave!
I don't care....
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A TITCHE'S AD...the first I have seen of these. Petite Juniors ad, 1960. #vintage #1960s #fashion #dress
Hahahahaha....Boom!!! I never thought I would laugh again...Until I saw your new girlfriend
Yep :)!! Now, I can't stop laughing; and having everybody laugh with me is priceless
I never thought I'd laugh again until I saw your new girlfriend. #retro #lol
Petite Juniors ad, 1960. #vintage #1960s #fashion #dress
To see who the new one is really made me laugh out loud!
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Sugar & Spice & Everything Nice
Sugar and spice
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From 1954: Vintage ad campaign: Pepsi-Cola...Is she wrappimg a bird cage for Christmas while drinking Pepsi Cola that refreshes without filling?
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vintage ads | Cool set of Retro Advertisements pin-up style
A vintage Christmas Pepsi advertisement...
Pepsi Ads, 1950s - Retronaut
Vintage Pepsi ad... 1954
Pepsi-cola Vintage ad
1950s Pepsi print ad
Pepsi ad 1950s