Dating texts: "Baby, I don't feel good." Married texts: "I've had diarrhea seven times today."

Dating texts: "Baby, I don't feel good." Married texts: "I've had diarrhea seven times today."

Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I will start saying "Have the day you deserve". You know, let Karma sort that shit out.

🎨💄 @mua_dasena1876 Movie night 🎥 &qu...Instagram photo

Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I will start saying "Have the day you deserve". You know, let Karma sort that shit out.

I'm almost last to eat. And my food is cold. And when I sit down one of my children of course needs a glass of water

I'm almost last to eat. And my food is cold. And when I sit down one of my children of course needs a glass of water

I think white was for the baby years. I graduated to red when they hit middle school. They got to High School and I started drinking the good stuff.  Now they are in college and I can only afford a box!

I think white was for the baby years. I graduated to red when they hit middle school. They got to High School and I started drinking the good stuff. Now they are in college and I can only afford a box!

100 % the hardest thing ever! But I sure do pit them up like that! #proudmama

100 % the hardest thing ever! But I sure do pit them up like that! #proudmama

If you're a Woman, you know how TRUE this really is :)  Get Your Funny Mug today at: https://www.katiemcgrathdesigns.com/better-late-than-ugly

Better Late Than Ugly Funny Mug

If you're a Woman, you know how TRUE this really is :) Get Your Funny Mug today at: https://www.katiemcgrathdesigns.com/better-late-than-ugly

Saw this on the wall of a dressing room at a cute little boutique in Scottsdale AZ www.tiarabella.com

Saw this on the wall of a dressing room at a cute little boutique in Scottsdale AZ www.tiarabella.com

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