Dating texts: "Baby, I don't feel good." Married texts: "I've had diarrhea seven times today."
Instead of "Have a nice day" I think I will start saying "Have the day you deserve". You know, let Karma sort that shit out.
I'm almost last to eat. And my food is cold. And when I sit down one of my children of course needs a glass of water
I think white was for the baby years. I graduated to red when they hit middle school. They got to High School and I started drinking the good stuff. Now they are in college and I can only afford a box!
100 % the hardest thing ever! But I sure do pit them up like that! #proudmama
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