Sorry I'd rather stay home and nurse an unhealthy level of attachment to my dog than socialize with people.

Funny Confession Ecard: Sorry I'd rather stay home and nurse an unhealthy level of attachment to my dog than socialize with people.

Yeah!

They should put prizes in your Tampax box. Your period sucks, but here's a off ice-cream you cranky bitch.

Still got any 'yo mama' joke out there? - 9GAG

Still got any 'yo mama' joke out there?

Drop the mic (after yo' mamma). //Still got any 'yo mama' joke out there? - memes//Bad Jokes//Your Mama jokes//

Keep your loud mouth closed for a change

Keep your loud mouth closed for a change bitch! Naggie, alpaca and feto!

Yes as long as you're happy to go out with a cross between cousin IT and fucking krusty the clown. REPOST my girl by _thequeenofeverything_

Eat Cake

Eat Cake

This hilarious sign says it all! These are hand painted, lightly sanded and made from new wood right here in the heartland of America, then the wording and top seal coat is applied by our expert staff (Baking Quotes Funny)

I don't need cookie dough, cheesecake, candles, or wrapping paper. Tequila is always useful!

DRAMATIC | 100 Memes For Everyone Who's Soulless, Single, Poor, Petty, Extra, Thirsty, And Dramatic But Has A Gr8 Personality

DRAMATIC

westoftheglass: “ More armor for women, that would actually work. Not my original photos. [I think the top left requires some sort of leather paneling under the chest.

Halloween funny pictures (10:22:11 AM, Friday 21, October 2016 PDT) – 80 pics

I'm in the mood to do something Octobery like go pumpkin picking or murder…

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