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It's funny that the Sherlock fandom had to explain how they found out I knew straight away that's why I have a IQ of 176 lol

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The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” --i pinned this simply for the description.

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Best description of a period ever…

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I don’t speak your language…

Said that to a drunk ass, racist prick on Cinco de Mayo. His friend laughed so hard as I spun on my heel and walked away.

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27 Reasons Why Kids Are Actually The Worst

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