My bff and I used to bring each other delicious half-eaten food like a chocolate bar or shawarma so the other can enjoy it too.
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My wife had a little too much to drink last night and was drunk. When I guided her into the car she shove me away saying: "I'm married". She could barely walk but as loyal as ever I love her SO much.
this is so old now but COME ON
I got whistled at once and my mum said, " Don't respond. You are a lady not a dog ".
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"Do you ever think about how weird of a name “Squidward Tentacles” is like imagine if your name was Humanward Arms."
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