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Funny Ecard: You are offended by the things I say? Imagine the stuff I hold back.
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I've held it all back... you'll learn though.. want to try to bullshit me? I don't need words... I speak with actions
I strongly believe I would be a much better individual if I were constantly, slightly drunk. | Somewhat Topical Ecard
If you don't want to know what I wrote, don't troll my blog when you have the "one of us was an asshole" hangover just to see if I noticed. I noticed.
I try to remind people of this from time to time so they realize how disciplined I'm actually being.
LOL While I never try to intentionally offend anyway, I am very real and tend to tell it like it is. Just keeping it real.
I try not to be offensive, but sometimes my passion for the removal of all faiths overwhelms me, sorry.
I try not to be offensive, but sometimes my passion for the removal of all faiths overwhelms me, sorry.
Funny Ecard: You are offended by the things I say? Or in this case pin...if u don't like it don't stalk me....
You are offended by the things I say? Imagine the stuff I hold back. | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
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Top 63 most Funniest Quotes and Humor Pics
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best thing I've ever heard in my life
Hahaha... But seriously, I will!
But Seriously...its possible
My life in a nutshell today.
Female humor speaks volumes
no but seriously watch out
#period #humor #pms
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Funny Music Ecard: What if rappers rapped about nice things? Like, 'Girl I'm gonna take your clothes off... and hang them neatly in the closet, yeeaah.'
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OMG, I am rolling around laughing, for real..that is funny stuff
Funny Music Ecard: What if rappers rapped about nice things?
i don't know why i found this so funny.. Lol.
What if rappers rapped about nice things...
now that's a rap song i wanna hear
That Would Be Nice..:)
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Funny Confession Ecard: Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself.
I seriously cringe when I see people that have cooked themselves in tanning beds...let your skin be the color it's supposed to be, whatever that is!
Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
I want to own the leather handbag not look like one. GO PALE GIRLS YAAAAAA
Thank you, ecard. For understanding my life. I embrace my paleness.
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#accessorize #jewelry Aztec necklace by Kris Nations
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love statement necklaces! #statement #jewelry
Biltmore Beaded Necklace (via #spinpicks)
love statement necklaces! Turquiose
biltmore beaded necklace.
love statement necklaces!
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i don't have an attitude problem. you have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem!
I don't have an attitude problem. Twisted. Funny ecard.
Got 99 problems
Bam! My life!
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LOL! I wish I could show this to random people I meet who have something negative to say.
LOL...I really wish I could do this to one certain person in my life!
I wish I could just hand this out to annoying people.
Duh..no-one did because no-one cares anymore.
I'd really like to tell this to some people!
haha so true
Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and find out their profile is public, I'm like a kid in a candy store. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!
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Funny Friendship Ecard: Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and find out their profile is public, I'm like a kid in a candy store. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do!
I admit to being a facebook stalker. it has it's upsides...
and when it's private i'm so sad...
Lol its so funny because its true
Yup. I am a facebook stalker.
This is how I FB stalk!
so funny and so true
hahah my life!
Nerd Girl Problem #151
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Confusing nerd problem with cheap person problem. I love to read but I'm to cheap to by a nook or kindle. lol! :)
I will never have a nook or kindle. I'm buying real books so that someday I can have my own library, with a rolling ladder just like in Beauty and the Beast...haha Nerd Girl Problem #151
i have a nook. but i want a kindle. because i loooove gadgets- which is a whole 'nother nerd girl problem. but it's true i love books.
Nerd Girl Problem #15- Not having a Nook or a Kindle because you prefer and love the feeling of a book in your hands.
so true...so true - by the way this is not a nerd girl problem this is an Every Girl Problem!
Nerd Girl Problem #151 This is the EXACT reason I do not own a nook! lol. So true!
Nerd girl problems. I loveeeee flipping pages and the smell of a new book!
Nerd Girl Problem #151 I have a Nook but I love actual books MUCH more!
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And their nails did, coach purse, hair did...FREAKIN' PISSES ME OFF!!
Yep, see this all the time......makes me vomit in mouth a little.
yup!! lolz i think about this all the time. crazy ass people!!
I see this all the time at the Walmart here in Kentucky. sigh.
biggest pet peeve. welcome to my town!
Food stamps....funny, but true!
Food stamp humor, hah.
I see it all the time.
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There are some things better left unsaid, but you can bet your sweet ass I am going to say them anyway.
This is the story of my life. One of the hardest things is knowing when to keep my mouth shut.
My mom always said I was a good kid except my mouth always got me in trouble.
Story of my life, never shut my mouth when I probably should.
I say what's on my mind. oh so true @Allyssa Underwood
kinda true mist of the time for me and my big mouth
Thats the truth!
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Oh, my profanity is offesnsive? So is your fucking sensitive nature, so we are even. Is all about balance
Warning do NOT look at this if you have sensitive eyes..it contains a swear word and i don't want to offend your sensitive nature (because I'm sure you have never sworn before) so yes...you have been warned
Sensitive people suck!
#Funny # Lolz
haha so true
My Life Story!
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the 5 stages of incessant pop music--wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle--call me maybe!?
The five stages of incessant pop music. i wish this wasn't so true!
The five stages of incessant pop music. This is so true it hurts
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The 5 Stages of Incessant Pop Music: Gangnam Style. So True!
The five stages of incessant pop music...SO TRUE!!! Haha
5 Stages of Pop Music- it’s tragic but it’s true
the five stages of incessant pop songs. My life
Incessant Pop Music..."wiggle, wiggle yeah!"
Choose your Oompa Loompa shade wisely, ladies ...
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orange people also make the world go round...
This is hilarious I could never spray tan!
sunshine vs tanning bed truth! Bwahaha!
Its called sunkissed some-funny-stuff
lmao #tan #spraytan #someecards
can tell this to some people.
so true about spray tans!!
Fake tanning... Love this!
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." Le petit prince, Antoine de St Exupery
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One of my favorite books. One of my favorite quotes. "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." Le Petit Prince - The Little Prince
Le Petit Prince - amazing, beautiful book.“One sees clearly only with the heart. Anything essential is invisible to the eyes.” ― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince
'one can see clearly only with the heart. what is essential is invisible to the eyes.' one of my favorite books, le petit prince by antoine de saint-exupery
Favorite Quote: "One sees clearly only with the heart. Anything essential is invisible to the eyes."- Antoine de Saint Exupery, The Little Prince
Le Petit Prince "One only sees clearly with the heart. What is essential is invisible to the eye." From one of my favorite books.
"It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." ~Antoine de St. Exupery, 'Le Petit Prince' (my favorite quote from my favorite book)
Merci pour...Le Petit Prince
Today I am telling you about a special little book. This book is dear to my family. I own three copies of it. My brother owns a ton more, including the pop-up version I bought for him last year! :) Not sure what started it all. But this little story is full of great wisdom. What is this wonderful book? Well, the title of my blog gives it away, huh! It is Le Petit Prince, or The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery. (And gosh darn the fact that I have no idea how to do all the accents in blogger, if this was word we'd be having all the accent aigus possible but nope not here. Grrr!) These are the three copies that I own. A small blue paperback french version that I bought before I read it in my french class, the little white paperback french version I read in class, and the bigger hardback copy that was my mother's. I cherish each copy for different reasons. The first one is still pristine and not written in. The little white copy is all written and marked up with my favorite passages. And the one that was my mother's is dear to me because she past away 6 years ago. I hope you have all read this little story; if not, please do. Le Petit Prince was first published in 1943 and is about a pilot who is lost in the desert that comes across a very unique little boy, The Little Prince. The Little Prince tells the pilot all about the planet he is from that has three volcanoes and a rose. He also tells the pilot about the other planets he has visited and about the people who inhabit them. When The Little Prince comes to earth he encounters many things that make him sad and long for his little planet and his rose. I won't go into too much detail about what exactly happens. But I believe everyone should read this wonderful story, it isn't that long but has many great insights. One of my favorite quotes are: "It is the time you have devoted to your rose that makes your rose so important." The Little Prince is told this by a fox when The Little Prince is crying about his rose. I love this quote because it applies to much more. What we devote our time to is made special to us and only us. But my absolute favorite quote is: Translated is: "One sees clearly only with the heart. What is essential is invisible to the eye." This is very true and reminds me to not take everything for what I see only. Eyes can be deceived. The heart knows the truth. Do any of you have a story or book that is dear to you?
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes.
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expert on my life and how i should live it
let me get a pen.... Story of my life :0/
expert on my life... Let me get my pen...
The story of my life...as told by others!
i know some experts on my life..
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Story of my life.
50 shades of....
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Fifty Shades of Grey
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Pleasing everyone is impossible. Infuriating them is easier and far more amusing.
Life is too short to please everyone
pleasing everyone is impossible
You can't please everyone...
E-Cards | Little White Lion
Oh so true lol
Ha! So true...
so true :)
...sort itself out.
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Sometimes I think it might be a problem that we're so intent on fighting natural selection. The idiot who thinks that sticking a knife in the toaster is a good idea probably deserves to be electrocuted.
Bahahahaha...natural selection! .... Mean but so funny!!!!
Some ecards are my absolute favorite. This is so true!
Hahaha. Let natural selection take it's course.
Natural selection, baby! Hahahahaha!!!!
Bahaha not a good idea but so funny
to funny... natural selection :)
Badass unicorn... Pretty much my belief everyday
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Badass unicorn. That's right... Badass!!
ROCK ON LITTLE UNICORN, ROCK ON!!!!
This is my new motto
Im a baby unicorn
:)man this is exactly what I feel when I try not to be so loving toward my wife ya know doing the whole waiting on her thing well don't work j end up losing peace the. Getting upset that I lost my peace just to see god made me this way to be affectionate and caring and to express it and give it freely so yeah haha be your selfs husbands and wife's I love you baby
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring. So I go back to be me. Life Quotes , inspirational quotes , Friendship Quotes
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Normal *IS* boring. I don't think I've ever really been normal in my life.
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Yep, thats me. funny-stuff
The Walking Dead my-style
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Life So true True story
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True story. funny quotes “He is just what a young man ought to be,” said she, “sensible, good-humoured, lively; and I never saw such happy manners! so much ease, with such perfect good breeding!” (“Pride and prejudice”, Chapter 4) Topper (1937) Movie Poster #Topper
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy cupcakes and that's kind of the same thing. -- Baker's Joy : the original non-stick cooking spray - bakersjoy.com #quote #cupcakes #happiness