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Bitchy Ecard, Truth, Funny Stuff, Ecards, E Cards, Blocked Number
Nice try "blocked number", but I don't even answer the phone for people I know. -- ecards. humor. funny. antisocial.
Nice try, "Blocked Number", but I don't even answer the phone for people I know... // TRUTH!
Some eCards: Nice try, "Blocked Number", but I don't even answer the phone for people I know.
True story. By the end if the day I hate the phone.
I do answer the phone but this made me laugh.
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Sometimes saying NO! can be a blessing. Allowing your child to sit in their mistakes and expecting them to take responsibility for what they have created is an opportunity for growth. We have become a society that doesn't want our children to "feel Bad" but in doing so we have robbed them of all their lessons!
Sayings, Inspiration, Quotes, Truth, Thought, Children, Kids, Parenting
To all the parents who give their kids everything... Consider giving them the tools to get things themselves .
truth: If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
Absolutely! teach them to be responsible, thoughtful, dependable, unselfish, giving people. not entitled brats. Words to Live By! Inspirational Single Mom Quotes | iVillage.ca
Parent who think children should only play are unaware that they are raising their children to be responsible adults...theremost be balance in all thing that we teach them.
"If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders." I like this... not in an oppressive way that doesn't allow kids some freedom, but learning responsibility young is a good thing
If U want children 2 keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders. #quote #parenting
I'm so grateful my parents held me responsible for a lot of things growing up. It sucked at the time, but now I know that they knew what they were doing. If you expect nothing from your children, that's what you'll get in return.
parenting | responsibility | children | quotes | inspiration
Put in section, say, for "Best Parenting Quotes"
Dear Abby on Parenting - adammclane.com
the best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with someone who matters to you.
Nameless Moments, Small Moments, Inspiration, Quotes, Truth, So True, Thought, Spend Smiling, Portion
#small #moments "The best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with someone who matters to you.."
“The best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with someone who matters to you.” #inspiration #officetrends
Small moments. This is so true. And that's where my bliss is!! The best portion of your life well be the small, nameless monments you spend smiling work someone who matters to you.
#quote #inspiration #thoughts #life
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Hell hath no fury like me when.... funny quote annoyed lol funny quotes hungry irritated
Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry. - Quote Giggle
Funny quote: Hell hath no fury like me when I'm slightly inconvenienced and hungry.
Ain't that the truth || The fact that it's by AbbyHasIssues made me laugh
HAHA! SO entirely true. Dump A Day Top 20 Funny Quotes Of The Week
Hell hath no fury like me. Seriously, don't even. #funny #quote
Top 20 Funny Quotes Of The Week This.
Hell hath no fury- oh so true...
Ha, true story.
This seems true for some of the last two years...
Inspirational Quote, Quotes, Truth, So True, Thought, Place, Faith Quote, Falling Apart
You can't control everything, so sit back and see where the chips may fall :-) #live #love #life #humannature #inspiration #motivation #reallife #faith #quote
Falling apart is another way of falling into place. #inspiring #quotes Simsbury Pediatric & Adolescent Dentistry | #Simsbury | #CT | http://simsburychildrensdentistry.com/
"Sometimes when things are falling apart, they may actually be falling into place." Favorite quote from my dad. I think of this every single day.
Falling into place. Inspiring #quotes and #affirmations by Calm Down Now, an empowering mobile app for overcoming anxiety. For iOS: http://cal.ms/1mtzooS For Android: http://cal.ms/NaXUeo
Sometimes when things are falling apart, they may actually be falling into place. #wisdom #quote #affirmations #reasons
"Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place." ~ Hard to accept in the moment, but so true in hindsight.
Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. so TRUE!
Remember this. Remain optimistic, things may be falling into place #hope #quote #quotes
So much truth in this! When I thought I'd hit a low my life fell perfectly in place.
there are days...
The Pirates life for me
Quotes, E Card, Need A Vacation, Funny Stuff, Funnies, Vacations, Beach, Ecards
I need a vacation. And by "vacation" I mean I need to move away and find a new job. On a beach. With rum. | Workplace Ecard
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Free, Workplace Ecard: I need a vacation. And by "vacation" I mean I need to move away and find a new job. On a beach. With rum.
I'm becoming frightened on how many E Cards I can relate to!
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@bandsarelove @maddiehoffman14 XD this is so true
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hahahaha. TRUTH. Oh my gosh. This is perfect.
This is so true about my Ya Ya's!!-kk
Daily odd compliment @kdubswilliamson
Daily Odd Compliment.
So true with sisters
So true #kadelly
Haha so true
I need this
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#sorry #ochtendhumeur #funny #tshirt
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Wake Me Up Sorry Tank
I can tell today is going to be a "does not play well with others" kind of day.
I Hate Mondays, Retro Humor, Lol Humor, Rheumatoid Arthritis, My Life, Tomorrow Is Monday Humor, Yeah Mine, So True, I Can Relate
I can tell today is going to be a "does not play well with others" kind of day. - This is my life!!!
Uh oh, watch out. Rheumatoid Arthritis
This is my life, not just my day.
Some days... this is so true!
Hehe I hate Mondays.
Vintage retro humor
story of my life..
I can relate!
always open the door for her... Southern Gentleman!
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You were opening doors for the ladies as soon as you were strong enough to hold the door open! Thanks for being such a gentleman!
Nick always opens my door and I think every guy should still open doors for women
So true..my hubby opens doors for me all the time. Thank you Jerrie
9 years together and Rob still opens doors for me
my man opens doors for me every.single.time. <3
Opening doors in general is a major plus
I love a man who opens doors!
Or opening doors....
Everyone is good at Something...
Pleasing Everyone, Piece Of Cakes, Truth, My Life, Grown Older, So True, Funny Quotes, Thought
"As I have grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake." - Unknown
Thought I would add this to Piece of Cake instead of quotes ;)
hahaha SO true but then you just have to laugh and try again
SO true in the workplace!! Lol can't please everyone!
Truth. Can't please everyone! Just your self.
funny quotes. Story of my life
Giggle, E Card, Pet Peeves, Bag, Thought, So True, Funny Stuff
Thank you, Cashier, for bagging my groceries in such a nonsensical way considering the fact that all of the items were grouped on the conveyer belt in an orderly fashion. | Thanks Ecard | someecards.com So true!!!
This makes me laugh because its so true! That's why I started bringing my own bags and doing it myself.
So true and totally me!! I am completely OCD about how I put my groceries on the belt! I put this in my 'funny things worth seeing' but this is like my #1 pet peeve... I serisoulsy will stand there digging through my cart to put items together i want bagged together and yet they still don't do it.... grrrrrrrrr
I tend to be very 'thoughtful' about how I put my groceries on the belt! I have my way! Lol! This is one of my pet peeves ...I seriously will stand there digging through my cart to put items together that I want bagged together, etc., and yet they still don't do it.... grrrrrr
As a cashier, these e cards make me want to tell every person who comes through my line "bag the shit yourself" honestly cashiers deal with enough of people's ignorance AND they're doing you a favor by bagging your groceries.
So true! Groceries not being bagged properly is my biggest pet peeve of all time! Seriously angers me. Thank you Save Mart for making me have OCD about it.
SO TRUE!! Nothing like organizing on the conveyor belt only to find cleansers with food products. Or heavy items on top, or frozen food with canned food. Pet peeve are baggers who don't know what they're doing. Most of the time I bag my own stuff!
pinned on 'Giggles' board, but it doesn't make me laugh! aaarrrggghhh
I put this in "funny stuff" but sometimes it really isn't!!
I guess they haven't accepted me yet but when they do boy I won't leave!!
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Can't get out of bed. Sorry. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust. And then what, they might never allow me back into their snuggly cocoon of... | Beautiful Designs on Graphic Tees, Tanks and Long Sleeve Shirts with New Items Every Day. Satisfaction Guaranteed. Easy Returns..
Sorry, my blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust. Funny shirt
Haha! Love this shirt, I hope its soft, because it would be awesome as a sleep shirt!
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My life story on a tshirt
NEED NEED NEED #tshirt
Funny sleep shirt
Sleep shirt want
Can't Get Out Of Bed | HUMAN
Important to know
Truth, Funny Senior Quote, Teacher, Wise Words, Good Advice, High School Students, High School Senior Quote, High Schools, Life Advice
Be it from an Econ teacher or otherwise, the simple truths of humanity and it's myriad of lessons are here. Simple, but true.
An econ teacher gave his senior high school students his personal list of wise words. - some good advice
Perfect prompt -- expand each rule into a paragraph describing more general life advice and explaining why it's important. An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior High School Students His Personal List Of Wisest Words
An econ teacher gave his senior high school students his personal list of wisest words....and they make a lot of sense. Lots of good advice.
An Econ Teacher Gave His Senior High School Students His Personal List Of Wisest Words Perfect prompt -- expand each rule into a paragraph describing more general life advice and explaining why it's important.
All good advice! An econ teacher gave his senior high school students his personal list of wisest words....and they make a lot of sense.
Scott Westerfield, Thoughts, Good Things, Quotes, Truth, Mouth, Funny Stuff, So True
'Sometimes the Thoughts in My ahead get so Bored they go out for a stroll through my Mouth, this is Rarely a Good Thing' Scott Westerfield Quote, So true.
ha! I try to keep a latch on those thoughts, but sometimes I just can't get it under control! I can't stop laughing!
Truths of life quote
Everyone needs to hear this. cc: Carmen Staicer , Stephanie Taylor
Inspiration, Heroes, Quotes, Truth, Bad Memories, Thought
Is it bad that in the midst of this inspirational quote i found a spelling/grammar mistake? ***heroes*** ~ashhh
And if I could tell you one thing It would be: you are never as broken as you think you are. Sure you have a couple of scars and bad memories but then again all great heros do quote
You are never alone dear American hero. We the people are with you!!!! We might not be in that fox hole, tent, mountain, but our thoughts and prayers are surrounding you in protection, strength and love. When you return home and find it difficult, we are still praying and thinking of you surrounding you with our protection :)
If I could tell you one thing it would be: You are never as broken as you think you are. Sure, you have a couple of scars and a couple of bad memories, but then again all great heros do. #positive #life #quote #strength #hero www.MorningCoach.com
truth, a hero is a big, enormous word, but, it's pretty true, someway.
Nail Polish, Wet Nail, Quotes, Truth, Funny, Thought, So True
Quote - Lessons In Womanhood - You Are Only Helpless While Your Nail Polish Is Wet. Even Then, You Could Pull A Trigger If You Had To.
If this doesn't say it all... !!! This is so funny and so true ! One of my favorite new quotes
'YOU ARE ONLY HELPLESS WHILE YOUR NAIL POLISH IS WET'--LMAO, ain't that the truth!!
Lessons in womanhood :you are only helpless whilst your nail polish is wet.....
If this doesn't say it all...I just thought this was too funny :)
This made me laugh out loud and I don't even wear nail polish.
True. And wet nail polish wouldn't stop me from doing that.
I knew there was a reason i really hated wet nail polish
Lessons in womanhood: wet nail polish
yeah. so there.
Sayings, Inspiration, Quotes, Truth, Funny, Wisdom, Things, Shit
ETC INSPIRATION BLOG THOU SHALL NOT TAKE SHIT FUNNY PRINT VIA YLVA SKARP TYPOGRAPHY CALLIGRAPHY IDEAS photo ETCINSPIRATIONBLOGTHOUSHALLNOTTAKESHITFUNNYPRINTVIAYLVASKARP.jpg
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Nope. #Quotes #Sayings #Phrases #Inspiration #Determination #Motivation
Ha. I definitely don't take shit. One of the worst things about me.
words to live by. #inspiration #quotes #typography #Chalk
ever...no more...with age comes wisdom so they say
"Thou shall not take shit" #quote #funny
#words #truth #quotes #inspiration
Liberty, Founding Fathers, Politics, America, Quotes, Truth, Thought, Benjamin Franklin, Obama
Obama vs. Franklin I don't usually pin political things cause it tends to end friendships, but I like this.
Life is VERY DIFFERENT TODAY! One has to realise what the war of independence was: a severing of British rule and taxes over the Americas. We live in groups, rules are in place to limit the damage we do to each other. We are now a global community, a thing the founding fathers could not begin to conceive of. Their ideals and sentiments can't begin to address this new world we live in.
I really like this quote by Benjamin Franklin. It totally contradicts what Obama is trying to say, and he said it about 250 years ago. The funny thing is is that Obama says that "We're going to have to make some choices as a society". So does that mean that we get to vote on our security or does he make the decisions then tell us he made them?
Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and will lose both ~ Benjamin Franklin
What would Benjamin say... - Our founding fathers warned us about this. Open your eyes America.
Ben Franklin - liberty/security response to obama.... food for thought!
Freedom & Liberty. #thebattle #wheredowestand #truth #quote
Benjamin Franklin v Barack Obama on Freedom & Liberty
founding fathers quote versus Obama quote
I don't wanna be someone's cup of tea or double vodka.. I wanna be someone's shot of whiskey<3
Stuff, Cups, Quotes, Teas, Funny, True, Someone S Double
Definitely someone's double vodka! too bad i despise vodka nasty stuff!!
I may not be everyone's cup of tea; but I am someone's double vodka
I'd rather be someone's double vodka than cup of tea anyday
Not everyone's cup of tea but someone's double vodka...
Cup of tea or double vodka
Funny Cleaning Quotes, Cleaning House Quotes, Giggle, Disney Lies, So True, Prince Charming, Animal
I don't care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming. I'm more upset about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house.
disney. lol. So true! (But I did get blessed with a wonderful husband, the cleaning animals would just be a bonus!)
My Prince Charming is A-Okay :) But seriously...the promise of house-cleaning forest creatures has proven to be a great disappointment.
I got Prince Charming. Just sayin'. However, I do still want the forest creatures.
I have a prince charming but I still don't have no forest creatures cleaning!
don't have prince charming but those lies about the animals are bullshit.
I have my Prince Charming, but sure could use those forest creatures.
I don't care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming ....
Hahahha! This made me laugh so hard.
Funny Carmen Staicer KG