We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Love Potion: 1 can pink lemonade, 4 cups raspberry sherbet, 1 can of sprite, 2 oz vodka. Mix pink lemonade with proper amount of water as listed on can. Blend raspberry sherbert with four cups of the lemonade, add vodka. Add sprite and stir gently.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Funny pictures about I pretend to be normal. Oh, and cool pics about I pretend to be normal. Also, I pretend to be normal.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

loveeeee NY State of Mind lyrics, music and Billy Joel