I actually tried these and word of advice: none work besides the "I am groot" one (but that one kind of sucks and the "rejection hotline" ... you should definitely go try that one out for yourself, it's funny (follow @radsicle✧)
Someone from Des Plaines posted a whisper, which reads "The lights in my house were flickering and my dad said, "What's draining the lights?" And I said, "It's me, I'm getting stronger," then the lights went out. My dad is a bit scared of me now."
I see a problem with the birthday card thing. (Oh those tampons aren't for ME...I'm buying them for a friend....)sure. That will convince them. Just what everyone wants for their birthday.( Happy birthday! Here's your tampons.)