One of my favorites. Plus, I love that jackass in the middle. He reminds me of myself.
I haven't experienced that feeling yet but I'm sure it would suck.
Remember this ladies. Cut me some slack.
I had this moment 10 times today. Oh, make that 11.
U may be a nerd if you get this joke.
Now, that's my kind of humor.
Kill two birds with one stone. Wait, thou shall not kill. Well, anyway, you get the picture.
I've been called that by a few boring people in my life.