Totally.

Oh this is not a funny ecard, working with these entitled spoilt kids is not easy

Dying.

Pacifically this one drives me crazy! My EX said that all the time and it drove me crazy.

So true!

I have this problem now, I have read a book since 50 shades but they dont matter. I still think of 50 shades every day!

mhm.

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

Just for clarification...

Just for clarification. Did you say you want to ASK me a question or AX me a question? Because I don't want to die.my mother's biggest pet peeve

Girl, this ain't no bakery. Put that muffin top away!//Lmao "This may be a bakery, but our case is fully stocked. Take your muffin top somewhere else!

lol

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Oh, you want to lose 3 lbs for bikini season? I had to eat raw carrots for lunch just to squeeze back into my fat jeans. WALK AWAY.

Yep, you're wrong!

Sit there in your wrongness. Pulling this out during my next argument with chad.

That girl is 50 shades of cray.

I truly dislike the word "cray", but I will except it on the terms that it is cleverly used and speaking the absolute truth

sounds about right

I'm not "trophy wife" material. I'm more of "participation ribbon" kind of gal.

True story.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Being my best friend means listening to stories about my bowl movements. Are you sure you can handle this?

Are not extinct!

Every time I deal with irritable people…

Alice Royer posted cuntasaurus rex C-Word always makes me laugh. to their -funny things!

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