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I often walk a fine line between "super fun" mom and "kinda psychotic, maybe we should call the authorities" mom. This is the kind of mom that I will be. only time will tell.

We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch. Not a full blown bitch, because that's no fun. And if you're not a bitch at all, that won't work either. A halfway bitch. Those are my kind of people.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: We can only be friends if you are kind of a bitch. Not a full blown bitch, because that's no fun. And if you're not a bitch at all, that won't work either. A halfway bitch. Those are my kind of people.

There's no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time. please shut up.

haha the struggle is real! I usually go for the pj's!

Simple Joys

Funny Weekend Ecard: That awkward moment when you take a shower in the middle of the day and you're not sure whether to put on regular clothes or pajama's. *Always choose pajamas!

I seriously want someone to try hitting on me this way, so I can use that line lmao

funny text message did it hurt fall from heaven dug my way up from hell this is awkward

yup

I'm sorry for the potty word but this is what I hear when someone texts me "K." So funny!

When someone cancels plans on you and apologizes profusely, but you were about to cancel on them anyway. | 23 Awkward Moments Every Introvert Understands

23 Awkward Moments Every Introvert Understands

31 Hysterically #Funny #Life #Quotes You Won’t Be Expecting

If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk. 30 quotes about life that are truly amazing.This is exactly right. Cinderella is a fairytale! For those of you who try to live up to it.

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