Sometimes I think, "Screw this... I'll just be a stripper!" Then I remember I'm fat..... and can't dance.

Sometimes I think, "Screw this... I'll just be a stripper!" Then I remember I'm fat..... and can't dance.

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LMAO... Not saying another word! LMAO Van Marie ~ Who knows.....
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Funny Pictures Of The Day 38 Pics

Funny Pictures Of The Day 38 Pics

I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.

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