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Not sure whether to laugh or cry with this one. It's a sad commentary on our social norm when kids associate those qualities more with mom then dad.
a man like mom funny quotes family family quotes *so THAT'S why the kid keeps calling me "manmother" lolol
Kid: what's a man? Dad: A man is who love unconditionally, cares about you and protects you, strong enough to do anything for you. Kid: When I grow up, I'll be a man like mom
Kid: What's a man? Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When I grow up, I'll be a man like mom.
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a man like mom funny quotes family family quotes...hahaha love it!
This made me laugh. I hope H,and C grow up to be men like mom.
Oh kids say the darndest things
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ok I am 23 and I feel this way, i should be at least 35 the way i figure it all up
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So true. I experience this every day at school. So I come home and take a nap to feel better about being almost 40!
So true and then I remeber I don't want to be 20 anymore anyway! Almost 40
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Still a little before 40, but still really funny and so true!
FYI....I'm NOT yet 40, but this is still the truth!!!
I'm actually over 40 but who's counting! So true!!
(a little past 40 but still....) So true!!!
LAUGHED OUT LOUD
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I'm going to succeed because I'm crazy enough to think I can.
I'm crazy enough to think i can succeed
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This is what always blows me away! I dont even care that you lied- its the fact that you thought I would do or be the type to stoop to do what you lied about... Visit our online store here Quote of life!!!!!
I say this.. So true.. That's the most hurtful/ frustrating prt, n't only were.u not worth the truth, but they think u r dumb enough to believe the lie
This is what always blows me away! I don't even care that you lied- it's the fact that you thought I would do or be the lie you speak. Or believe you were speaking the truth. You love me and you are sorry. Well lady where I come from we change our actions if they hurt another we dont make false promises. Now. Well now you surely get it. Actions.
The truth always comes out. And even if you thought it was ok to lie to "protect" my feelings, no lie is ever ok.
You looked at me and lied. Lying to me is saying that I am too stupid to know or recognize the truth.
When I say things out it ain't a lie it's the truth nothing but the truth , with back up plan . That's how I roll , copies of every tex possible in life that would cover my ass to people like you .
This is what always blows me away! I don't even care that you lied- it's the fact that you thought I was stupid enough to believe it. The truth always reveals itself in time.
Not 100% factual; truth be told, I detest the lies & often wonder how you get away with so much. First of all, you promised, after the divorce (AFTER YOU KNEW ALL, & WE'D BOTH MOVED BACK TO FL & MOVED PAST EVERYTHING to the best of MY knowledge) - that I'd always be your very best friend. Lying ass, spineless, cocktail weinered TWINK. You just wanted a piece of ass that night, thought I was drunk, & ignorantly assumed saying that wad of crap would make my panties drop. Sorry, you horny ass fucking TOAD; those days ended YEEEEARS before our marriage finally did. Actually, before that gigantic load of shit, you lied your way into custodial parental rights, which you've used & abused since learning you could no longer destroy me, emotionally, in & of your own; so you now use the time our son is allowed here with us to hurt & 'pay me back'. Liar, liar, pants I so super seriously wish WOULD catch on fire & burn your tiny package off. You weren't even a "friendly" support of any kind while I was living with & watching my mother DIE, you worthless dickbag. You acted even worse, just over a year later, when my father's liver failed & he died a slow, painful death. OH - & when I told your muffintopped skankshart wife, sometime ago, that your response to me asking for an explanation on all the outrageous shit she accused me of, via that insanely ignorant email she sent me years ago (prior to you & I having a 'sit down' at McD's back in December of whenever), was "Oh, that was just T**rra, being stupid," --- she absolutely refused to BELIEVE it. Did you not RECORD that entire conversation? I find that impossible to believe, as you've always been so fond of using mini tape recorders & phone call recording devices/apps. But I digress.. she's sincerely THAT ignorant as to who you really are?! She actually replied with something to the effect of "I know MY husband would NEVER say such a thing about me." *snort* She still has no clue what a POS dog she's married to, does she?! Inconceivable! You two entirely deserve one another though. I knew you were scum looooooong before our marriage ended, but we had a child linking us - what the hell is that shit-tard's excuse?! Best of luck with all that, Y'ALL. Don't know, don't care... the only one I give a damn about is my child; as for the other three cretins residing under the same drug-money-funded roof, in T's very own words (verbatim - while my father was months away from death & you were both well aware of the horrible circumstances): "your stress does not concern me".
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Weekends in your 20s vs 30s.. Bye bye frat parties, HELLOOO Home Depot and your shit ass return policy!
Weekends in your 20s and Weekends in your 30s! Lol So true!!
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Is it sad that I'm 20 and home Depot is my weekend now? Lol
Not even in my 30s and these are what my weekends look like
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Hahaha! I don't have long hair and I do not wear lipgloss but this made me laugh cuz I used to!!
Boys will never understand the struggle of long hair and lipgloss on a windy day.
“Right girls?! #longhair #lipgloss #windyday” oh- the struggle is real!!
...or the struggle of pretty much ANYTHING to do with long hair.
Even short hair (aka bob length) can have that struggle!
THIS IS SO TRUE! The struggle was yesterday for sure!
The struggle of long hair and lipgloss on a windy day
True story. Or long hair in topless cars
Real girl problems
This would be funny if it weren't so true. In fact, it happened to me today...
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So funny I forgot to laugh! See what I did there? :)
Forgetting IS a skill I am VERY VERY good at!
This would be funny if it weren't so true.
I've expanded my skills... LOL
Yep, I've reached that point!
I've expanded my skills
Funny so true
There is tooooo much talk with very little being said!
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Someone told me this once and I will never forget. You both know, it just doesn't need to be talked about.. So true.
More people need to remember this. #TMI #stickasockinit
I need to remember this, I tend to share way too much!
Must start living my life with this thought in mind...
So true!!!! Just wish others would learn this.
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i need to remember this its so true
Note to self..... remember this...
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I never changed, I just see shit differently now.
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I never changed, I just see shit differently now and threw away my rose colored glasses.
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see shit differently now. pain is the game changer. always.
I like this thought. Better than feeling crazy.
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Love this so true
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Sweet face. Kind heart. Twisted sense of humor. 100% accurate description of me :-)... Nurses
Sweet face. Kind heart. Twisted sense of humor... The girl i want to find. lol
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Sweet face. Kind heart. Twisted sense of humor. My girls!
Oh so true....
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Funny Baby Ecard: I used to have functioning brain cells, but I traded them in for a child.@Michelle Morgan
So true! Never believed in baby brain till I got one.
Yep! This is true when I'm pregnant! "BABY BRAIN"
Baby brain isn't just when you are pregnant...
Yup - Baby brain in full force!
Baby brain doesn't go away...
Baby brain is a real thing.
Baby brain so me!
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So funny and so true! Story of my life; about to go to Target now, better make my list so my eyes don't wander, though they prob. will
So true! Omg this is seriously the story of my life. To the point where I won't allow myself to go to target!
Funny progression, and so true : I go to Target and say "we need one thing" and then I walk out with a cart full of stuff I need
Omigosh, this is so true! HAHA! Target is the $100 store! You walk in for one thing and come out at least $100 poorer
this made me laugh! I have never gone into Target for the 2 things on my list. The place is evil!
How Target works. this makes me giggle every time
Funny but so true!!! Just Need One Thing from Target
target truth. this is hilarious! and so true.
How Target works.
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My thoughts after trying to find a place to live, trying to figure out how I'm going to get a good job, planning out how to get to grad school…Isn't this the truth.
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Positive quotes: I have been putting a lot of thought into it and I think I just don't think being an adult is gonna work for me
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My thoughts after trying to find a place to live, and how to pay for things like food and stuff
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Every time I read this, I truly laugh!!
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funny but not. somehow my sarcasm saved me when I had a knife to my belly. I won't be using that approach again though!
haha! this is funny but i really don't like sarcasm in people, i feel like it's really just unbecoming
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 92 Pics...I might need to watch my sarcasm. Sarcastic comments relieves my stress load so, too bad for anyone else, some deserve it!
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 92 Pics...I might need to watch my sarcasm Lol that's funny!!!
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 92 Pics... I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did haha ..
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 91 Pics, ain't this the truth:)
I'm not sure if this should be under funny stuff or quotes.
Funny Pictures Of The Day! Its so true though!
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Every. Damn. Day.
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Lmao my life when I have to get for the gym in the morning.
story of my life. Snooze alarm +10 times
Story of my life. Every morning.
My life in a nut shell. TRUTH.
My life. Oh so true!
You have no idea what you and your son meant to me. I became independent early on, I grew up an only child and got use to being alone at a very early age. It got to the point where I needed it, probably was part of why some of my other relationships didn't work out. With you two I didn't need to be alone... I just needed you.
Those who can't understand destroy the purity and sincerity of a kind soul and heart. Leaving it jaded, cynical, & untrusting of any love that follows.
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You don't understand B, the words that you say do have an impact on someone else's life. Life is precious, don't spend it on those who mind, because those who mind, don't matter and the ones who matter, don't mind.
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Story of my life.... When i was a kid, i often asked my mother: 'Why is it that people are so mean, (without a reason) or why are they ignoring me?' She would say: 'They don't understand you'. I thought it was me for a long time, but i finally have come to the conclusion that it is me who doesn't understand their lack of love for another human being. It took me 30 years to fight this battle in me...but it is not her fault ( i am aware of the fact that every parent has their limitations) and she is a very good loving mother.💛
A kind heart misunderstood
I like these sayings <3
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Working on it.
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Always knew there was a reason for being a night owl! PEOPLE with the highest IQ’s MORE OF WTF FACTS are coming HERE smart people, movies and fun facts
WTF Facts : funny, interesting & weird facts This must be why I am such a night owl! Hahaha!
I've always been a night owl & now I know why!! lol ;)
I knew there was a reason why I'm a night owl!!!
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This explains why I'm such a night owl! ;)
Truth. Another point for the night owls.
That explains my night owl problems lol
So THAT'S why I'm such a night owl!!!!!
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#2193 - Creative people have a short attention span, are easily distracted and tend to talk to themselves more often - This explains alot!
Creative people and creativity - WTF fun facts I Talk to myself a lot now I can say I'm creative and not crazy!! :)
Creative people have a short attention span, are easily distracted and tend to talk to themselves more often. That last one is TOTALLY true! I guess I'm not mad...
Creative people and creativity - WTF fun facts So that’s what’s wrong with me ;)
Creative people and creativity - now I can say I'm creative and not crazy!! :)
#2193 - Creative people have a short attention span, and what was I saying
Fun Fact # 2193 Creative people and creativity - WTF fun facts Soooo me
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