So. True.

Me all the time. It's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about all the clever shit you could ahve said

Absolutely!

That awkward moment...

but I AM hilarious! I crack me up all the time. If anyone ever puts a camera in here I will be put away for laughing at nothing all the time. I cry hard and I laugh hard.

I am just saying....

I always tell Lucy "I don't lick you, why do you lick me? I know you don't lick me WHY NOT?

:0)

Dear Lord, Please put Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth. <-- Sometimes our mouths get in the way!

The comedian that I am.... :)

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

bring it

Coffee in hand, big girl panties pulled up, sparkle in my eye and a smile on my face…yep I’d say I’m ready for the day…bring it on nursing school!

I'm too sexy for.....

Yeah, there's a braille novella down the backside of both my thighs. At my age I'm a braille encyclopedia, braaahaaahaaa.

Unbelievable, I know, but this happens to me often...

"You know those stories you start out telling. and then you realize there's no point and you wonder, 'why am I telling this story'. It happens to me a lot.

Too Funny... Unfortunately, I'm guilty of doing the interrupting at times...

Oh, I'm sorry.Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? I really hate it when I do this and I really do it too much to my husband:(

But really I am hilarious

Because I rarely say something that's not hilarious, let's be honest.

LOL!

i love peter pan i love peter pan. i love peter pan. go die edward.

Oops

This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!

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