Why is this true?

Funny thing is, the smarter the man is, the more difficult it is to find the right woman. Because some women are dumb and self-absorbed, as seen by this quote.

I need a moment

Best knock knock joke EVER!

"Yoo-hoo big summer blow out!" Best use of Frozen in a knock-knock joke ever!

Shhh......trust me, it's gunna be a thing

who invented hugs? I mean the first hug would have been sooo awkward. "What are you doing, why are you holding me?" "Shhh just trust me"

"I'm a simple woman, I like handsome, bearded, brunette men and breakfast food."----> And blond men I'm not picky specially if they look like Jensen Ackles and Chris Evans .

haha so true.

My wedding will have an open bar. In the words of a friend,"You're a bitch if you don't have an open bar at your wedding.

Everyday of my life lol

I wish time at work would go by as fast as it does in the morning when I'm getting ready. This is me every morning!

Just asking. ..

Funny Independence Day Ecard: Dear Lord, I know you put ignorant, annoying people in my life for a reason, but did you have to put so many, I'm just asking? everyday day of my life

HAHA perfect!

There are 4 tips to buy this shirt: sweat love quotes sweater clothes grey quote on it jacket quote on it hoodie.

Minions Party Cake

Everybody loves minions. The customer loved the cake so much… Chocolate cake inside with cookies and cream frosting.

:)

my favorite drink! I'm planning on having my favorite drink this weekend. It's call A Lot.

Hahahaha

Funny pictures about Definitely a keeper. Oh, and cool pics about Definitely a keeper. Also, Definitely a keeper.

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