I don't think all men are liars. Some of them actually believe the stupid shit they say.
It's funny how all the trust goes away when your looking for the remote."are you sitting on the remote?"Stand up".
Seriously just died, no peed.
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German guy trying to make sense of one of the many American idioms. - I laughed so much, I was crying!
Or just the Tangle in general:
Unfortunately this will be my kid...
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