(That's Caffeine: taken orally, every 4 hours, as needed.)

Caffeine Mug (White)

Same goes with the MA.

Nurse humor so true I feel like telling patients this many days

Take your meds as prescribed ah? Lol

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I love these cupcake toppers! I would love to make them for a nurse, doctor, or any medical themed event! These were NOT created by The Fondant Fox.

A list of tips written by a medical receptionist that are funny  sarcastic- yet truthful! I think i need to print this and post in the receptionist area of the office!!!!

A list of tips written by a medical receptionist that are funny sarcastic- yet truthful! I think i need to print this and post in the receptionist area of the office!


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I see ... So, your medicine fell down the sink by accident. And it was just your pain pills, not your blood pressure tablets.

So, your medicine fell down the sink by accident. And it was just your pain pills, not your blood pressure tablets. I hear this all the time who knew lol

Free advice: don't miss your appointments. Fort Worth Pediatric Dentistry - pediatric dentist in Fort Worth, TX @ fwpediatricdentistry.com

Regular dental check ups are NOT what is expensive. Absolute dental NEGLECT then coming in with panic & pain is!

Seriously miss this!!! :(

Wearing scrubs (aka pajamas) to work every day is awesome. so true! being a nurse is awesome!

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I would never consult the receptionist on a medical issue, but sometimes they ask me some pretty intimate questions in front of a full waiting room!not so smart

'If I collapse at work, here is a list of doctors that I don't want working on me'.

'If I collapse at work, here is a list of doctors that I don't want working on me'. Or performing any surgery on me!

to all of the nurses & soon to be nurses...I hope we can remember this after 11.5 hours of cranky patients...I suspect it will be difficult sometimes.

Inspiration: Definition of a nurse I am a Pediatric Nurse I see them as babies and watch the grow . my heart.aches when they graduate from high school and they have to leave me.but I was part of their life and they are were part of mine :)♡♥♡♥

Your facebook status claimed you were “all done with drama” the lie detector determined that was a lie.

The nursing home said the patient could toilet himself but the giant shit stain in the wheelchair determined that was a lie - Maury Povich Lie Detector Test

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